Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAndy Samberg Throw It On The GroundDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share104.1K views Oct 2009Andy Samberg rejects various gifts and items by throwing them on the ground in anger. Show transcript0:02I was walking through the city streets, and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink.0:09Run faster, jump higher. Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me.0:15I threw it on the ground. You must think I'm a joke.0:22I ain't gonna be part of your system. Man, put that garbage in another man's.0:32I go to my favorite hot dog stand, and the dude says, you come here all the time, here's one for free.0:40I said, man, what I look like, a charity case? I took it and threw it on the ground.0:49I don't need your handouts.0:53I'm an adult. Please, you can't buy me hot dog, man.1:01At the farmer's market with my so-called girlfriend, she hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad.1:10Man, this ain't my dad. This is a cell phone. I threw it on the ground.1:19What you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system.1:26My dad's not a phone. Duh. Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party.1:34What you want me to do with this, eat it? Happy birthday to the ground.1:40I threw the rest of the cake too. Nothing to the real world, jackass.1:46So many things to throw on the ground, like this and this and that and even this.1:53I'm an adult.1:56Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph.2:01Grap.2:03No one wants your autograph, phonies.2:08Then the two phonies got up, turned out they had a taser, and they tased me in the butthole.2:15I fell to the ground, the phonies didn't let up, tasing on my butthole over and over.2:23I was screaming and squirming, my butthole was on fire. The moral of this story is you can't trust the system,2:33man.
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