1.9K views Jun 2009
News pundits' remarks about Obama, lettuce smoking risks, and job applicants are autotuned into songs, with reporters trading confused banter during a fake breaking-news segment.
0:00 The speech last year in Berlin is only part of it. 0:03 Barack Obama give this big speech in Cairo that the Middle East seemed to like? 0:06 But I, no, I think that's exactly the problem. It's not just the Berlin speech, but in Cairo he said, any world order. 0:16 He said, any world or- 0:19 Uh, I'm laying down a beat for you. Keep going. 0:21 Any world order that elevates one nation over another will fall flat. 0:25 Oh, say. 0:26 I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism. 0:28 Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. 0:31 Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, blood blessed nation, and that we are better. 0:37 Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, getting blessed by Joe Biden from space. 0:42 God bless America. 0:44 Hey. 0:44 God bless America. 0:46 Hey. 0:47 God bless, God, God bless, God bless America. 0:51 Amen. 0:52 Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it? 0:56 I know it tastes like goat shit. 0:58 You smoke your lettuce. 0:59 Believe me, I've tried. 1:00 You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you're smoking tobacco. 1:04 I know for sure you should try it with tomato, burning salad, and pot roast. 1:08 Steve Byer warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. 1:12 You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. 1:15 It's not the nicotine that kills, it's the smoke, the smoke. 1:21 Cancers. 1:21 It's the smoke. 1:22 Heart disease. 1:23 It's the smoke. 1:23 Respiratory disease. 1:25 It's the smoke. 1:26 It's the, it's the inhalation. 1:28 It's the smoke, the smoke. If they want to obtain their nicotine, it's okay. 1:33 It's the smoke, the smoke. 1:36 The more products we come across, the more problems we see. 1:42 Some companies say they've received hundreds of applications for just a single opening. 1:46 One man sent a shoot to his prospective employer. 1:49 Shorty, don't you know that Air Jordan was for me? 1:52 I wore a long white, had a dress and felt in white, having carried a walking stick. 1:57 Ooh wee, am I crazy? Am I tripping on shrooms? Are you singing about pimpin' on the late night news? 2:02 Katie cool, baby boo, you got swagger like a star. Don't stop, real talk, we gonna take it to the charts. 2:08 You can be, I can be, we can be dropping rhymes like rain. 2:13 You can be, I can be bringing on the full game of thought. They had some few keys. 2:18 We've got some breaking news. Let's go to Tracy Burns. She's got all the news. 2:23 Actually, Liz, I think you want to jump up to Robert. 2:26 Tracy, baby, you're crazy. I don't know what the hell's going on or where the camera belongs. 2:30 Let's go to Nicole. 2:31 Me. 2:31 Yeah, you. 2:32 Me. 2:32 Baby boo. 2:33 Me. 2:33 Ooh. 2:35 Me. 2:36 Nicole don't know, let's throw it to Joe. 2:38 Uh, you know, I'm, uh, trying to get a hold of this myself. Breaking news, guys, um... 2:45 I, I don't have it, Liz. I have to send it back down to you, I'm afraid. 2:48 I'm digging 2:48 Okay, that's okay, but, but the basics of it is, clearly, this is a fascinating story 2:53 Magical. 2:54 that we're going to get all into place at just the moments, as soon as we can get everything here. 3:00 God bless America. God bless America. 3:04 Cancers, it's the small. Heart disease, it's the small. Respiratory disease, it's the small. 3:10 It's the, it's the inhalation. It's the small, the small. If they want to obtain their nicotine, it's okay. 3:17 It's the small, the small. Oh! 
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