Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAuto Tune The News 4Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views May 2009Auto-Tune the News turns clips about Sonia Sotomayor's Supreme Court nomination, Serbian politics, lead in garden soil, and energy rules into songs. Show transcript0:00What do you expect from the next Supreme Court justice? What does President Obama need to do?0:05Oh no, it's absolutely clear. There's no question about it. There's no question about this question and what President Obama needs to do with the question, and for the American people and by the American people.0:14Let me put it like this.0:15Hey na na, hey hey na na, oh na na, where are the shorties on the court?0:21It's ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court, uh, it doesn't seem right to me.0:26Anybody have a breakfast with no sausage and no wings? We need a shorty with a high body of six legs.0:32When the court convenes, it's an ancient sausage festival.0:35Only two ovaries, 16 testicles.0:37There are so many qualified women out there.0:40Qualified to get low in the upper bottom row.0:43I completely agree with you.0:44And I completely agree too.0:46How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain't a man?0:48Judge Ginsburg said she's really very lonely without another woman.0:52Without another woman.0:53Lonely without another woman.0:55Lonely without another woman.0:56I know what it's like with a woman gone, crying in the nude with the curtains drawn.0:59Breaking news.1:00Oh snap, news is broken. Breaking news in your face.1:02Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor.1:05She's a shorty, she's a warty, quite jurisprudent.1:08The soft eyes.1:08Another soft feature seconds, but can appreciate staying up late, making sure to thank heaven above because she ain't lonely without another woman.1:17Without another woman.1:18Lonely without another woman.1:19Lonely without another woman.1:22Listen up, y'all. Joe Biden has got a shout out. Got a shout out.1:26This one goes out to all the Serbians, also the ladies, but mostly the Serbians.1:30Until the Serbian people look themselves in the face, understand1:35Understand.1:36what their leaders have done, and convince them of until that moment arrives, Serbian people will not be able to share this notion of victimization that all of the leaders prey upon and manipulate them with.1:51Until that moment arrives. Until the Serbian people look themselves in the face.1:57Until that moment arrives. Until that moment arrives.2:03April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?2:07Romance for a shot of aid.2:08Possibly lead poisoning.2:10E.2:10Lead poisoning.2:11E, I'm getting sleep like E, E, E, E.2:14Before you dig in and start to enjoy all the fruits and vegetables of your labor,2:18Shot.2:18You better get your soil tested first, your soil tested first.2:22Oh, I live in the ghetto, so I'll expect the worst.2:25Paint chippings and old pesticides may be buried inside.2:28Inside me, oh my.2:30Raising the levels of lead in the soil. The tests are inexpensive, and some local health departments do them for free.2:37Even for a talking head bug like me.2:40Once you're in the clear, Mary Mary, quite contrary, plant away.2:43Okay.2:44And when asked, how does your garden grow, tell them it's healthy, green, and lead free.2:49I'll say it's healthy, green, and lead free.2:52Shoddy.2:52Healthy.2:53Healthy.2:54Healthy.2:54Believe me, I eat from a bunch of poison zucchini.2:58This bill actually has the secretary of Energy regulating jacuzzis.3:03Now the idea strikes me as close to being nuts.3:06I agree, I'm an angry gorilla, and that makes me angry.3:09The only jacuzzis this will regulate will have to produce 2,500 megawatts of energy.3:14You made me angry with lies, rub my angry gorilla pride, I'm angry.3:17On page 233 of line 5, portable electric spas.3:22Portable electric spas.3:24I don't know what a portable electric spa is. I was told it was a jacuzzi, but that's in this film.3:29So it's true, I'm no longer angry at you. My original anger is renewed.3:33We will give you a hot spa that is energy efficient. I hope that doesn't offend you.3:38He might have a point. My anger's making the switch because you're being a little, but maybe not.3:43Maybe you're just defending freedom and justice for jacuzzis.3:47Ooh. What's this? A single tear that is wet that I shed.3:52Oh. When an angry gorilla cries, who's gonna be there to dry his eyes?4:04And when an angry gorilla decries, who's gonna hear him with a soft caress?4:16Oh yeah. Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks.4:24Ooh, ooh, ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete.4:30I'm not a soldier, but a soldier's got feelings. Don't know whom to lend my anger to.4:34That's why I'm cursed, fallen, and confused.4:45Auto-tuned the news, auto-tuned the news. Congressional hearings sound better.4:52Auto-tuned, auto-tuned the news. Auto-tuned the news.4:58Everything sounds better.5:00De haratund.
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