Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAuto Tune The News Gay Marriage And DrugsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Apr 2009Auto-tuned news clips about gay marriage, drug legalization, melting Arctic ice, and pirates turn into political commentary and comic songs. Show transcript0:00Perhaps the Constitution envisions certain one size fits all solutions.0:04Boring.0:05Boring. I hear a foghorn. Boring.0:08Legislature override a gubernatorial veto.0:11Boring at all.0:12I'm not feeling any romance between us right now.0:15You got to do it like this.0:18This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front.0:21First of all, to have a state like Iowa.0:23What you trying to say about Iowa?0:24Not an East Coast state.0:25East Coast.0:26Not a left coast state.0:27Set goes.0:27In a decision written by a Republican appointee.0:30Shorty, now you sound so fine, give me your number, we can pump and grind, talking about politics all night, leaving the club in the morning light.0:37Completely carried away the morning light.0:40We might get married today.0:43We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana.0:47Shorty, five of those calls was from me.0:49Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth?0:54My brain says no, but my body says yes. I'm an angry gorilla, I heard you needed me.0:59Now that Captain Richard Phillips has been successfully rescued, the president has decided to step in front of the spotlight.1:05Ooh, I'm angry, you can't see it, but my forehead's paining.1:07And even take some credit for authorizing the mission.1:10Don't you worry, baby boo, you'll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with you.1:15That's what I do, just ask Donkey Kongies in my crew.1:21At the North Pole, new satellite photos show Arctic ice is melting so fast.1:26Oh snap, how fast?1:27Many scientists now predict it won't be gone within 30 years.1:30Surely you just, I'm under cardiac arrest, Charlie.1:34Some researchers think it could disappear in just 6.1:37Shit.1:37Without it, there could be a snowball effect,1:39Oh.1:39with temperatures rising even faster. If we all don't take bold action and take it soon,1:44Yeah.1:44we will find ourselves on very thin ice.1:47Very thin ice.1:49Very thin ice, very thin ice.1:51Some hurry pirates on very thin ice.1:54These pirates are criminals. They are armed gangs on the sea.1:57That means the ocean.1:59The United States does not make concessions or ransom payments to pirates.2:07Embarrassing. Sorry, guys.2:11Uh, sorry, uh, I- I- I've got to take this.2:14Hello, Sade, we can meet up at the mall at the mall, browse around at the bookstore, mentally ball until we ball.2:21Love you too, grandma. Uh, sorry, uh, any other questions? Um, anybody you want to buy drugs from me?2:30Auto tune the news, auto tune the news, everything sounds better, auto tune.
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