Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffmacgruberDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Nov 2009MacGruber tries to defuse a ticking dirty bomb, but mixes a drink, makes awkward advances, and forgets the bomb as his team quits. Show transcript0:02MacGruber making life-saving inventions out of household materials.0:06MacGruber getting in and out of ultra sticky situation. MacGruber, he's 15 years sober.0:14MacGruber!0:19Holy smokes, MacGruber, there's no way out!0:22That's not our only problem, MacGruber. That dirty bomb's gonna detonate in 15 seconds.0:26All right, everyone keep it together, okay? We're gonna get out of here, and we are going to get out of here, we need to focus up.0:3210 seconds.0:33What do we do, McGruber?0:34Casey, hand me that beaker.0:35You got it, McGruber.0:36April, I need exactly 4 ounces of tomato juice.0:39On the way, McGruber.0:40Casey, hand me that celery.0:42Celery, check.0:43OK, does anybody see any Tabasco sauce?0:45Uh, McGruber, are you making a drink?0:49What's up? McGruber!0:58Making life-saving inventions out of household material. McGruber!1:02He has a drink or two each night, but it doesn't affect his job.1:06McGruber! That guy's a social drinker! McGruber!1:15Damn, this door is locked from the outside!1:17As soon as that liquid hydrogen's released, this baby's gonna blow sky high.1:21What's the plan, MacGruber?1:23I want to kiss you on the mouth.1:25What? 10 seconds.1:28Okay, okay, quickly, April, hand me the guitar. Give me the guitar, give me the guitar.1:31Come on. Okay, check this out. MacGruber, I got 10 inches of loving, and I want to give it to you.1:41Are you drunk?1:42MacGruber. Okay, maybe it's not 10, but it's certainly 7.1:48Come on, man, tease on me.1:49MacGruber. Okay, it's more like 5 or maybe 4. MacGruber.1:56MacGruber!2:02MacGruber!2:03He's recently divorced, and he's filing for bankruptcy.2:06MacGruber!2:08Unprotected sex with hookers is a nightly occurrence.2:11MacGruber!2:12The dudes are raging alcoholics.2:14MacGruber!2:20You want to get up, MacGruber?2:22Where's Casey?2:24She quit.2:25Well, then I quit.2:26You can't quit. You have to defuse the bomb. Do you remember the bomb?2:32No.2:35What bomb?2:36The bomb you made when you were drunk.2:42How much time?2:45I don't know. Look, I'm gonna get out of here. I'm quitting too.2:51Okay, bye, Casey.3:00The boomer!
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