Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMighty Mend It DubDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Jun 2009A profane parody of a Billy Mays ad shows Mighty Mend It repairing torn clothes and fabric with increasingly absurd demonstrations and embellishments. Show transcript0:01Oh, fuck!0:03Ah! Piece of shit!0:05Don't worry, just mend that shit back together. There you go, that's more like it.0:10Billy Mays here with another fantastic product. That's right, it's time to mend him and wear that shit back on, 'cause baby, look at that, it's fucking new.0:19Don't glue that shit anymore. Use the flexible bonding agent technology.0:24It's gonna interlock that shit and bring those fibers together for a permanent repair.0:29No more fucking round. It's time to be the true American that you are, apply the right touch and mend that shit.0:35And there you have it. Fucking America can withstand storm winds thanks to Mighty Mendit.0:41Fix your clothes, it's a breeze. Fucking before your fat ass ripped it and after your fat ass fixed it.0:48Had rough sex on the sofa? No one can tell. It's repaired and saved, and it dries crystal clear.0:54So your panties are gonna look fine. You see, you just wring this shit out, you bring it out, and look at that, it's fucking stronger than ever.1:02Ah! Fucking mend denim, leather, lace, and more.1:08Look, I accidentally ripped this parachute, but guess what? This guy doesn't know a damn thing about it.1:13He's gonna jump anyways, and look, Mighty Mend It saves the day.1:18Or was it a different parachute? I don't even... ugh, arts and crafts, fuck.1:25Hundreds of uses, anything you can think of. Fix your shirt, bottle of Mighty Mendit, 19.99.1:31Fucking fix your house with it, I don't give a shit. You had intercourse with a doll?1:36Guess what? Kid's not even gonna know. Fucking new. Fucking mend on the go.1:41Make your ugly clothes even uglier. Rhinestones, rhinestones, fucking rhinestones.1:48Oh my God, why?1:53Fuck!1:54Yay! It's next.
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