Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBiggus DickusDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Jul 2009A Roman centurion struggles to keep a straight face as a prisoner’s joke name makes Caesar laugh, leading to threats and a chaotic arrest. Show transcript0:10One large living area.0:17Hail, Caesar!0:18Hail!0:18Only one survivor, sir.0:19Ah! Throw him to the floor.0:22What, sir?0:23Throw him to the floor.0:25Ah. Oh. Ah.0:30Now, what is your name, Jew?0:34Brian, sir.0:35Brian, eh?0:36No, no, Brian.0:40The little rascal has spirit.0:43Has what, sir?0:44Spirit?0:45Yes, he did, sir.0:47You know, spirits, um, bravado, a touch of luring do.0:52Oh, uh, about 11, sir.0:56So,0:59you dare to aid us?1:00To what, sir?1:02Strike him, centurion, very roughly. Oh, and uh, throw it to the floor, sir.1:08What?1:09Throw him to the floor again, sir.1:10Oh yes, throw him to the floor, please.1:15Now, Jewish rapscallion.1:18I'm not Jewish, I'm a Roman.1:20A woman?1:21No, no, Roman.1:25Oh, your father was a woman.1:28Who was he?1:30He was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrisons.1:34Really? What was his name?1:37Nautius Maximus.1:42Centurion, do you have anyone of that name in the castle?1:46Well, no, sir.1:48Well, you sound very sure. Have you checked?1:51Well, no, sir, um, I think it's a joke, sir. Like, uh, Silious Sodus or Biggest Dickus, sir.2:00What's so funny about Biggest Dickus?2:05Well, it's a joke name, sir.2:08I have a very great friend in Rome called Bigus Dickus.2:14Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly with rotten behavior like that.2:22Can I go now, sir?2:24Ah!2:26Wait till Bigus Dickus hears of this. Wait! Take him away!2:31Oh, sir.2:32No, no, I want him fighting rabid wild animals within a week.2:35Yes, sir. Go on, you.2:41I will not have my friends ridiculed by the common soldiery.2:48Anybody else feel like a little2:51giggle when I mention my friend2:56Bigus?2:59Dickus.3:04What about you? Do you find it visible?3:11When I say the name3:14Bigus?3:17Dickus.3:37He has a wife, you know.3:41You know what she's called?3:46She's called Incontinentia.3:52Incontinentia buttocks. What is all this? I've had enough of this rowdy wevel sniggering behavior.4:00Silence! Go to the Victorian guard. Seize him!4:04Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
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