Billy Mays demonstrates the cleaning power of Kaboom, despite some rather unusual messes.
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Billy Mays here with another fantastic product. Do you have hard water build up, soap scum, shit in your toilet, calcium, lime, rust? It doesn't matter baby, Kaboom! You got this nasty ass window, wipe that shit up. Looks all smoggy at first, but no, you wipe that shit away. Kaboom baby. Look at this old piece of shit don't work as good as it used to. No it doesn't. Wipe that shit up. Put it in here. Look at that. Breaking down all the calcium, minerals, dirt and debris. That's right. Look at that before and after, brand spanking new. That's right. Put this shit on your tiles. Look at this, I'm going to show you. Spray that shit on there. Look at all that grut. Wipe that shit up. Bam, brand spanking new. Look at those blood stains, bam, it's gone. Oh no, someone decided to take a shit in the bathtub, not again. Oh no, we're just going to spray some Kaboom. Look at that, it's fucking gone. It's a great product, isn't it? Someone decided to have sex in a vase. No problem, clean that shit up. Someone had some fun outside, don't worry, rinse it off. Someone put their dick on this thing, don't worry, you can wipe that shit right up. Don't use old soap that doesn't work. Three easy wipes, brand new with Kaboom. That's right. Oh no, someone ate spaghetti in the shower again. Don't worry, use Kaboom and clean that shit right up. Look at that, brand new. Get four bottles of Billy Mays fucking Kaboom for $19.99 plus S&H. Click to buy now. Do not really click this motherfucker because this shit doesn't really work. Instead, just call 1-800-555-5555. Even the deck, no credit cards.
