Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBilly Mays Orders Food At The Drive ThruDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share8K views Jul 2009Pitchman Billy Mays keeps his energetic sales persona while ordering at a McDonald's drive-thru. Show transcript0:03Man, am I hungry. Jeez, oh man, being on the engine, he wears you out.0:09I gotta order something here. So they got buy one, get one free.0:13What is that? A biscuit, bacon, egg, and cheese. I'm so excited to order here, I can't believe it.0:19All right, what am I gonna order? I gotta get ready here. Pick any two, uh...0:26Okay, geez, they got the value bills. I'm gonna get one of each.0:31All right.0:35Okay.0:42Do you want to get that?0:44Yeah, I'm good.0:48Good morning, may I help you?0:49Hi, Billy Mays here. How you doing?0:52Hi, how are you?0:53Good. I'd like to order the buy one get one free bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.0:58But wait, there's more. I'd like to get a hash brown.1:01Okay.1:02And, um, do I have to pay separate shipping and handling on that?1:06No, you don't.1:06Oh, okay. But I'm still not done. I'm really hungry, and I have friends here.1:11Uh, how about this? If you call now, but I'm gonna order now, can I get a sausage burrito?1:18Make that two sausage burritos.1:20Oh.1:202 sausage burritos. You wanna get one? Okay, 2 sausage burritos, uh, and you know what?1:27Let me wash that down with some Choca-Cola, I mean, Coca-Cola.1:31Okay, Diet Coke. Gotta watch the weight. So, you got the order?1:36Yes, I do.1:36Buy one, get one free.1:38Yes, and 2 burritos and a hash brown. 2 burritos by you.1:40Wait, is that buy one, get one free also?1:42Yes, one.1:43Okay, I wanna buy one get one free. It has to be buy one get one free.1:48Okay.1:48Okay? And you'll, will you throw in the hash browns free?1:53Um, I see.1:54Okay. Got that.1:57April.1:58Is that it?1:59Yes.1:59Any shipping and handling, or?2:01No, it's free.2:02You'll rush it? It'll be hot?2:04It'll be hot.2:04There's no shipping and handling, and it's going to be hot. Hey, young lady.2:08Yes?2:09Thank you very much. This is Billy Mays, and I'm pulling around to get my order.2:13Alrighty.2:14Alright. Beautiful. Hey, did you get a buy one get one free today?2:20Yes.2:20Alright.2:24They're giving it all away, and it'll be hot. No shipping either.2:30Billy Mays is going to pay for it. Let me get the credit card number.2:35All right. Where's MJ's credit card?2:39Oh, okay. I think with cash they need proper ID. I'll just yell at them.2:45See if they have change for 100. Okay, one. Maybe I better not be worth this much money in this area.2:55Here we go.3:03So I'm not gonna pay 100, I'm not gonna pay 200, not 300, not 400, right?3:10No.3:11Could you change 100?3:12Yes.3:13Thank you.3:15Wow, what a deal. They're gonna break the... Jeez, I thought I was gonna get away.3:19This make... You know why their, uh, arches are gold? Because they're solid.3:23Because they're French fries.3:27I got something smaller if you need it. You hear what the, you hear what the weatherman said?3:32No.3:33No change. No, just kidding. Oh, I need ch- I need change here.3:39I could change anything but a girl's last name. I already did that once.3:42Twice.3:43Probably don't want to.3:44No, no, no, no, no.3:45They say the third time's a charm, though.3:47Third time's a charm.3:53All right.3:53Last name, thanks, though.3:55What's that?3:55I like my last name, though.3:57Oh, good.3:57Have a good day.3:58Oh, thank you very much.3:59Come again.4:00Sure, should I pull around and order again?4:02Sure.4:03Could I do that? I just like ordering.4:05Okay.4:05So that buy one, get one free is catching on. Maybe you should triple the offer.4:09Okay.4:10Okay. All right, I'm gonna get up there and eat. You're gonna triple the offer, maybe.4:17Hi, Billy Mays here. How are you?4:20How are you?4:20Oh my gosh. Wait a minute, hold on. Is there any shipping and handling on this?4:26I told you it was free.4:27I told, I talked to you.4:29Yes.4:30Oh my God.4:31I need you to take it off for me.4:32What's that?4:33She got some stains for you to take off of her.4:35Oh, you have to take that off. I have to work from out here.4:39Wait a minute, this is keeping clean here.4:44She said you have to come inside for.4:46Oh, I have to come.4:49There you go.4:51Thank you. Is this diet?4:52Yes.4:52Okay.4:53Even though you don't need it.4:54No, thank you. Flattery will get you everywhere.4:57Yes.4:58Wow. Tell you what, it's a great day. It's a might- hey, do you use any of my products?5:04Yes.5:04Okay, which ones?5:05The orange one.5:06The orange one, OxiClean? Try Mighty Putty.5:10Mighty Putty.5:10Mighty Putty, Mighty Bendit. They're all good.5:13They're all good.5:13They're all good. They're all good. Okay, we'll see ya.5:17All right, have a good one.5:18All right. Bye-bye.5:20Go to commercial.5:21Thank you, young man. All right, bye-bye. Wow, that was an experience.5:28MJ, Billy Mays, I'm out of here. I'm gonna eat a triple value.5:32I don't even know if they... where's my Happy Meal? Oh, I didn't order a Happy Meal.5:38All right.
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