Billy Mays Orders Food At The Drive Thru

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Pitchman Billy Mays keeps his energetic sales persona while ordering at a McDonald’s drive-thru.

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Billy Mays Goes Through A McDonald's Drive Thru For The MJ Morning Show. Man, am I hungry. Jeez, oh man, being on the MJ, he wears you out. I gotta order something here. So they got buy one, get one free. What is that? A biscuit, bacon, egg, and cheese. I'm so excited to order here. I can't believe it. All right, what am I gonna order? I gotta get ready here. Pick any two. Okay. Jeez, I got the Value Meals. I'm gonna get one of each. All right. Good morning, may I help you? Hi, Billy Mays here. How you doing? Hi, how are you? Good. I'd like to order the buy one, get one free bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. But wait, there's more. I'd like to get a hash brown. Okay. And uh, do I have to pay separate shipping and handling on that? No, you don't. Oh, okay. But I'm still not done. I'm really hungry and I have friends here. Uh, how about this? If you call now, but I'm gonna order now, can I get a sausage burr- Make that two sausage burritos. Two sausage burritos. You want to get one? Okay. Two sausage burritos, uh, and you know what? Let me wash that down with some Coca-Cola. I mean, Coca-Cola. Okay, Diet Coke. Gotta wash the way. So, you got the order? Yes, I do. Buy one, get one free. Yes, and two burritos and a hash brown. Two burritos, by the- Wait, is that buy one, get one free also? Yes, one. Okay, I want a buy one, get one free. It has to be buy one, get one free. Okay. Okay. Uh, and you'll- will you throw in the hash browns free? Uh, I'll see. Okay. Got that. 8.12. Is that it? Yes. And you shipping and handling, or? No, it's free. It'll rush it? It'll be hot? It'll be hot. There's no shipping and handling, and it's gonna be hot. Hey, young lady. Yes. Thank you very much. This is Billy Mays, and I'm pulling around to get my order. All righty. All right. Beautiful. Hey, did you get a buy one, get one free today? Yes. All right. They're giving it all away, and it'll be hot, no shipping, either. Billy Mays is gonna pay for it. Let me get the credit card number. All right, where's MJ's credit card? Oh, okay. I think we have cash and need proper ID. I'll just yell at him. See if they have change for a hundred. Okay. One. Maybe I better not be with this much money in this area. Here we go. So I'm not gonna pay one hundred. I'm not gonna pay two hundred, not three hundred, not four hundred, right? Can you change a hundred? Yes. Thank you. Wow, what a deal. I'm gonna break the- I thought I was gonna get away. This will make- You know why they're uh arches are gold? Because they're solid. Because they're French fries. I got something smaller if you need it. You hear what the- you hear what the weatherman said? No. No, change. No, just kidding. Oh, I need ch- I need change here. I can change anything but a girl's last name. I already did that once. Twice. Probably don't want to. No, no, no, no, no. They say the third time's a charm, though. Third time's a charm. All right. Thank you. I like my last name, though. What's that? I like my last name, though. Oh, good. Have a good day, yeah. Oh, thank you very much. Come again. Sure. Should I pull around and order again? Sure. Could I do that? I just like ordered. Okay. So that buy one, get one free's catching on. Maybe you should triple the offer. Okay. Okay. All right, I'm gonna get up there and eat. You're gonna triple the offer, maybe. Hi, Billy Mays here. How are ya? How are you? Oh, my gosh. Wait a minute. Hold on. Is there any shipping and handling on this? I told you it was free. I talked to you. Oh, my gosh. You stand and take off for me. What's that? She got some stains for you to take off for hers. Oh, you have to take that off. I have to work from out here. Wait a minute. This is keeping clean here. She said you have to come inside for. Oh, I have to come- Oh. I love pictures. There you go. Thank you. Is this diet? Yes, it is, diet. Even though you don't need it. No, thank you. Flattery will get you everywhere. Yes. Wow. I tell you what. It's a great day. It's a might- hey, do you use any of my products? Yes. Okay, which ones? The orange one. The orange one. OxiClean. Try Mighty Putty. Mighty Putty? Mighty Putty. Mighty Mendit. They're all good. They are all good. They're all good. They're all good. Okay, we'll see ya. All right, have a good one. All right. Bye-bye. Let me come back soon. Thank you, young lady. All right. Bye-bye. Wow, that was an experience. MJ, Billy Mays, I'm out of here. I'm gonna eat up. Triple value. I don't even know if it- where's my Happy Meal? Oh, I didn't order a Happy Meal. All right. The MJ Morning Show And Billy Mays!

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