Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffComedian Goes To PreschoolDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share5.2K views Jun 2009A comedian performs a stand-up comedy set for a room full of unimpressed preschoolers. Show transcript0:01You know, I find I've become a little cynical recently, and I've forgotten why I got into comedy in the first place.0:07I found myself needing to hear the laughter of children, and that's why I took my monologue to a preschool.0:23I know VH1 wants a younger demographic, but this is ridiculous.0:26Uh, hello kids. Before I get started, I just want to say that my name is Steve, and I'm the host of Blues Clues.0:35I hate eating peas. Put it this way, they'll have peace in the Middle East before I eat peas in the Middle East.0:45I can't hear you. Take those boogers out of your mouth.0:50Okay, what is black and white, white and black, black and white?0:55Anybody? A zebra in a revolving door.1:09Preschool is nuts, isn't it? Preschool is nuts, isn't it, people?1:13Isn't preschool crazy?1:18Don't you hate it when you eat red Play-Doh and it ends up tasting like a blue crayon?1:25What's up with that? Knock knock.1:30I don't know, let's go check. There's, there's nobody there.1:34Knock knock.1:34Who's there?1:35I don't know, let's go check.1:39Uh, I wasn't a very good student. I failed my metaphysics exam when the teacher caught me looking into the soul of the boy next to me, and then I pooped on his head.1:52It's a good crowd, good crowd, very good crowd. Oh, hey, do you like Happy Meals?1:59I had a really bad Happy Meal the other day. You know what I thought they should have called it?2:03Unhappy Meal.2:15This is a picture of a VH1 executive.2:18That's a pig.2:19Oh, it's a pig. Yeah, you're right. And then the VH1 executive said, there's nobody watching the show.2:25And then Zach said, well, some people are watching the show.2:28The VH1 executive said, not enough people are watching the show.2:34And then the show got cancelled.2:46I'm looking for some new writers for my show. Does anybody have a joke that they want to tell me?2:52Okay, you have a joke? You want to come up here and tell it to me?2:55Go ahead.2:56You're poop.2:59Okay, guys, guys, w- don't go blue on me. Let's work it clean, okay?3:02Let's work it clean. Okay, Miles, what's your joke?3:05A chicken.3:09A chicken.3:13A chicken.3:17No more chicken jokes. We had enough of those.3:21Does anybody have a joke about Creed?3:25Okay, go ahead.3:25Does a chicken...3:31a ticket?3:34I have a joke now, ready? Uh, chicken.3:45Late World is on!
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