Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffComedian Reads Hate Mail On StageDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Jan 2009Comedian Darcy Michael jokes about being gay, then reads a complaint letter from an offended audience member and riffs on her reaction onstage. Show transcript0:04Oh man, I, uh, I, I, I find that, you know, like being gay and, uh, touring this country and the, and the States all the time and talking about it, people ask me these personal questions all the time.0:14They always want to know, like, how did I know or when did I know that I was gay?0:17And the comedian in me always wants to give them some smart ass reply, right?0:21Like, I'm pretty sure I knew last night when I was porking your dad.0:26But my mother said that was an inappropriate answer to grandma's.0:35So, so now I just tell people I went to Catholic school.0:40Oh, some groans over there. Fuck you too. If you don't like that, there's the door, motherfucker.0:48Don't worry, after the show, everyone will get a free hug. You, son, I'm gonna hug a little longer.0:55I've never been hugged from behind before.1:04And actually, the reason I told you guys that, that, that last joke was because, uh, uh, someone actually, uh, sent a complaint letter to a comedy club about me and that joke, and I just happen to have it in my back pocket,1:15and I'm gonna read it to you because I think it's hilarious.1:17But, uh, I, I changed the name of the comedy club because I don't want to get sued or anything, so, but if you pay attention, you might be able to figure it out.1:24Dear Chuck Chucks.1:30You guys are good.1:34We recently took in one of your shows, and my question is, why do these routines have to start well, only to deteriorate into the coarsest, rudest routines focusing on penises and vaginas.1:45Darcy Michael, that's me, was so offensive that he only appealed to the lowest common denominator in the crowd, that's you.1:59His joke about porking his dad was just one example. This is the best.2:04It has been 4 days and I am still truly disgusted. Like she sat there for 4 days going, that is disgusting.2:14Regards, Martha Morrison. First of all, she signed her full name, so the first thing I did was look the bitch up on Facebook, right?2:21I can rattle that too, Martha, you know, but she wasn't on there with a name like Martha Morrison.2:26She's probably 90, right? So she's probably still on MySpace, so whatever.2:34The only thing that makes me feel good about this letter is I realize a little piece of Martha probably died just typing porking his dad, and that warms my heart, right?2:43That takes me to my happy place.2:47Wait, but you guys heard the joke, you know, like, technically I'm talking about porking my grandmother's father, right?2:52That's my great grandfather. I'm not gonna pork my dad, Martha, that's fucking gross.
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