Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffConan Celebrates Saint Patricks DayDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Aug 2009Conan visits a Chinatown shop to drum up St. Patrick’s Day spirit, explain Irish traditions, inspect unusual food, and sing an Irish song. Show transcript0:00Strangely lacking in enthusiasm for Saint Patrick's Day. I'm talking about Chinatown.0:07I've come down here to see if I can't get a little Saint Patrick's Day enthusiasm going.0:12The steamer I came over in, it anchored in New York. Some of the boys from home were there, and some from the County Cork.0:20I made my way to Old Broadway with some friends of the famous Dan, and I come from the County Kerry.0:26I am a typical Irish man.0:29I'm standing in Mimi Dim Sum. Is that the name of the store?0:32Mei Mei.0:33Mei Mei. I've noticed that in Chinatown, Saint Patrick's Day is not very popular.0:37Why is that?0:38Uh, first of all, Oriental doesn't know much about Saint Patrick's Day.0:43Oh.0:43Uh, only thing we know is everything is green.0:46Do you know what Saint Patrick's Day is?0:48Saint, uh...0:50The Irish, remember when the Irish...0:54They do that.0:55Yeah.0:55You've seen that, right?0:56Yeah.0:57One person throwing up isn't fun. A couple hundred thousand people throwing up is suddenly, that's, that's a party.1:02Saint Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. That's the legend.1:06Oh, okay.1:09It's not a very good, it's not a very good legend, is it?1:11No, no.1:29Could you ask her if she's excited about St. Patrick's Day?1:39She called me an Irish bastard, didn't she?1:42Oh, I can tell. Did she make fun of my fat head, by any chance?1:46No, she think you're very handsome.1:48She didn't say that.1:49Okay.1:50You totally lied to me.1:55What is this right here? It says this is1:56A piece of stomach.1:58This is a fish's stomach. This could be very good, uh, with with Guinness, don't you think?2:03Mm, mm. And then this, huh?2:05Mm.2:06Can I have 12 of these? I want 12 because I'm training an army to attack Regis Philbin.2:13What do you think? Would you be willing if to put that in your window?2:16Absolutely.2:16Do you know what that is?2:18No.2:19That is a leprechaun. Do you know what a leprechaun is?2:21A leprechaun, yeah.2:22He, that's a leprechaun riding a moped.2:25Okay.2:25Those are very popular in Bermuda.2:28In Bermuda?2:29I don't understand either. This is very exotic, very rare, very hard to find.2:34Hard to find.2:35Would you be willing to sell this in your store?2:37No.2:38Watch this, it's pretty cool.2:47That's part of the move where I dropped it.2:48你没关系讲好了。2:50没有，你代替讲，因为人家听不懂中文。2:53我帮你翻译吗？2:54你直接讲算了。 Trali, sweet Trali, you're the town that sheltered me.3:00Since I was a little boy upon my mother's knee, I love the land where I was born, and I love the famous Dan, and I come from the County Kerry, I'm a typical Irish man.3:27Can you just ask her if she thinks I'm very handsome?3:34Ah, yes!3:37You could hold up one of these and say, have a nice Irish treat.3:42Wow, have a nice Irish treat. I don't think they believe this.3:45The summer's gone and all the flowers are dying.3:52Summer3:57is you must go and I must buy.4:04Say Aaron Gobrah.4:05Aaron Gobrah?4:07I don't know what it means either. I-4:08Is it, is Irish language?4:10I- I'm Lithuanian. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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