Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDouchebag Beach Ep1Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Oct 2008Three North Jersey friends head to the Jersey Shore seeking love, groom each other for a night out, then learn the thong contest is only for women. Show transcript0:02What up, world? I'm Bobby.0:05Tony, baby.0:06I'm Nunzio. We're 3 bros from North Jersey looking to fall the fucking love this summer at the Jersey Shore.0:15Sure.0:16Yeah, Jersey Shore.0:17I'm so excited, yo.0:19More of you f-0:25You're so sexy. We're all so beautiful. You're so sexy. So sexy.0:32Work it.0:40Yo, yo, Lucy, I'm home.0:42Oh!0:45Look at it!0:45Look at this place, boys.0:47I feel it.0:47It's hot.0:48It's hot. This is the year.0:49Let's do it. Let's go out. I don't want to waste any time. I want love.0:52Yeah.0:52Let's do it.0:53Let's find love. It's all about the heart.0:54Yeah.0:54Find my wife.0:56I got condoms.1:02Yo, me and uh, me and Tony and Bobby, we've been coming down to the show our whole lives, right?1:06We always just looking to hook up with girls, right? But this time, this time we're looking for love.1:13It's all about love this time. It's all about love this year, Ricky.1:17We're gonna fall in love again this year, all right? I'm sick of messing around, sick of playing around like a fool.1:23We gotta find some girls,1:26and I'm gonna do it right this time. Guys, come in here, I need you to tag and axe my back.1:31Guys, get the legs, it's good, it's good. Get my ass, you know I get sweaty.1:35There we go. Get it so refreshing. I think I'm gonna fucking choke.1:40I'm choking on love.1:45Yo.1:47Yo. Frankie, how you doing, baby? Thong contest? Hell's kid!1:53Tonight, Bahama Mamas? Done. Done. I'll see you there. Mm.1:58Oh, I've always had a vision of meeting my wife at a thong contest.2:02I'm so there. It's in the air. Yo, guys, can you help me with my hair stuff?2:07Shit, guys? I got a vat.2:10Are we good? Are we good?2:12Yeah.2:12See there?2:13That's good.2:13Nice.2:14Oh, that's cold.2:15All right.2:15That's cold.2:16We dip the side of your head.2:17Come on, I want to be your own2:18the side of your fucking head, yo.2:20I'm part of my head. I see spot.2:21Dipping you out, dipping you out.2:23Un-dipped.2:29Yo, what's up?2:30How we doing?2:31How you doing?2:32Where are you guys?2:33Yeah, right.2:33The re- re-2:34Well, we're at a max capacity tonight, so it's not looking good for you fellas.2:38Come on.2:38Oh, we're here for the dong contest.2:39We're here for the dong contest.2:41Dong contest.2:41We're on the list.2:42You fellas ain't seeing no dongs tonight.2:44No, I can win.2:46You're not seeing no dongs tonight? 'Cause I was gonna win that.2:48Oh, this guy.2:49Dong dong.2:59I don't know, Ricky. How was I supposed to know the thong contest was only for girls?3:04You could go, man. Take off.
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