Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDouche OffDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3K views Sep 2008Two men compete in a satirical contest of obnoxious behavior, showing off a spoiler, tattoos, popped collars, a name change, and fake abs. Show transcript0:00Welcome to the 2008 Douche Off. Our championship round is about to begin.0:05Let's meet our competitors.0:06First up is Joe, who won his qualifying match by mounting a spoiler onto the back of his 1985 Honda Accord.0:13He's a pretty big douche, all right, but so is Luke, who punched his ticket to the finals last week by wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt and eating a Big Mac at the same time.0:22And they're off.0:22Luke starts things off with a predictable collar pop hat tilt combo, all while pretending as though he knows how to C walk.0:28More like D walk, Bob. Joe counters by revealing his new tattoo.0:32What language is that, Tom?0:33Not sure, Bob, but it definitely translates to douche.0:36Not to be outdone, Luke has just worn sunglasses to a casual poker game among friends.0:41Douche is wild.0:43Joe now tosses on his high school letterman's jacket.0:45Can we confirm? Yes, he graduated 6 years ago.0:49Back to Luke, who has just joined a co-ed city league softball team and is taking it way too seriously.0:55Oh, I think he got some boobage on that play, Bob.0:58Classic douche.0:59Speaking of douche, Joe has just joined a pickup basketball game in which neither team is designated skins.1:04Oh.1:05Will he? Will-1:07Yes!1:07He has taken off his shirt anyway.1:09This man has douche in his veins.1:12Luke knows that if he's going to recover from that blow, he needs to pull out something truly douchetacular.1:16Here is where we find what Luke is truly made of, and I hope for his sake it is douche.1:23Luke starts off by failing to locate New Zealand on a world map.1:26That's good, but he's gonna have to do better than that.1:28Oh, and he has!1:30That's legal documentation that he has officially changed his name to Chad.1:34Oh my douche.1:35What?1:35Oh!1:36He is1:36What?1:37actually photoshopping abs1:39Unbelievable.1:39onto his profile picture.1:41This contest is over.1:43Joe has thrown in the bandana.1:45Till next time, everyone.1:47Thanks for watching.1:52Douches.
1:09
1:55
3:06
9:18
1:18
3:35
6:00
2:04
0:57
0:44
8:41
0:40