2.2K views Mar 2009
A documentary-style video follows New Jersey beachgoers as they discuss dating, nightlife, and shore life, ending with a heated confrontation between a man and a woman.
0:23 At the end of every week, each one of us becomes a friend. 0:30 I used to work at a garden center carrying rocks all day, then I split logs. 0:34 I was a fucking lumberjack. 0:35 What's your biggest pet peeve? 0:37 Biggest pet peeve? I don't know what the fuck that means. 0:44 Uh, my name is Pedro. I'm 26. I'm from, I'm in Carteret, New Jersey. 0:49 You've been in New Jersey your whole life? 0:50 My whole life. I mean, we live in Jersey, which is one of the best states in New Jersey. 0:55 I mean, we live in Jersey, which is one of the best states in New Jersey. 0:57 Can I get a witness? 1:04 My name's Amy D'Alessio. I'm 22. I'm from Toms River, New Jersey. 1:08 I like guidos and big muscles. Not too much of a meathead. 1:12 Do you have a boyfriend? 1:13 Do I have a boyfriend? No, I have a wicked ex-boyfriend. 1:17 Tell me about him. 1:19 Um, I dated this guy for 3 and a half years to come to find out that he was married to a Mexican. 1:25 Yes, yes, Doctor Phil, here I come. Some guys just, they try too hard, you know, like that one guy we were talking to, he would not, he was like a mosquito that would not leave us alone. 1:40 My name is Brandon, I am 23. I live in Edison, New Jersey. I have a good personality. 1:46 End of story. Plus, I can get the girls because of this shirt. 1:52 Before you're going out, like, how do you get ready? 1:54 I do my hair, which takes about 15 to 20 minutes. I shave a little bit, and I make sure I flex in the mirror for a little bit. 2:07 How did last night end up for me? I got about 1 hour sleep, uh, lot of drama filled, uh, little argument, police officers involved, maniac girlfriend scratched me all up. 2:21 It's, it was a hectic night, dude. Worst luck I ever had. I blew my knee out, tore my ACL, fractured my thigh, and uh, I refused to go to the doctor's. 2:30 So my boys got me a whole jar of painkillers, and I just went clubbing every night in a splint, and I was like one leg at the club, dude, it was crazy. 2:38 Did you get laid that trip? 2:39 Did I get laid that trip? I had 2 threesomes in 1 week, dude. 2:46 My name is Christelle Roman. I'm from Totowa, New Jersey. I definitely like getting up on bars or chairs or anywhere I'm above dancing. 2:54 What else? 2:57 You know, girls are attractive when I'm drunk. 3:03 My name is Mike Verone. I'm from Wayne, New Jersey. 3:05 What's your favorite thing about the Shore? 3:07 About the Shore? Look around, bro, the girls. Girls I normally go for, I, I mean, I was a brunette guy for a while. 3:13 I switched to blondes, and now I realize they're all the same. 3:16 Do you work out? 3:17 Of course, I always hit the gym. You gotta always hit the gym up. 3:20 Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me is actually right here at Surf Club. 3:25 I forgot to tie my bathing suit, and my bathing suit's gone. 3:29 In the ocean, done, gone. I had to let my brother Gino bring me a towel over from the, from inside because I couldn't, I wasn't gonna walk out, out there naked, you know, what was I gonna do? 3:37 Well, scare everybody, you're gonna run away. 3:43 My name is John Cupo. Nobody knows my first name, it's just Cupo. 3:47 I'm from Wayne. Uh, I bounce nights. My dad, my dad is actually how I got into bouncing. 3:51 My father bounced for 20 years. He used to work at Studio 54 in the city. 3:55 When he stopped bouncing, I started. So pretty much I'm gonna do the same thing, try to breed a kid my size and do the same fucking thing. 4:01 My favorite part, either the girls or the fights. 4:04 Do you have a girlfriend? 4:05 Not anymore. Uh, we had a good time together, but she turned out fucking around behind my back, so shit happens. 4:11 Did you find a guy? 4:12 I knew who the guy was. He's too little for me to fuck up, so didn't even waste my time. 4:23 I'm Jen. I'm 21 years old. I'm from Short Hills, Melbourne, same thing, Drewville, all up in there. 4:29 I'm the only Italian girl. 4:30 Why do you like the Jersey Shore? 4:32 Look around, you see all the juice ads? My most embarrassing moment would be when I was at Jinx. 4:36 I'm blind without my contacts. They fell out one night because I was rubbing my eyes. 4:42 So I thought this guy was really hot, and for some reason he, I mistaken him for my boyfriend. 4:47 And actually, I really thought this was my boyfriend at the time. 4:50 So I started hooking up with him, and we started going home together. 4:52 My boyfriend grabbed me, and he's like, what are you doing? And like, when I saw him close to face to face, I'm like, shit, you're not him. 4:59 I'm like, all right, whatever. 5:00 I'm still going home with you. I'm into sports, I'm into everything, but I'm a girl's guy. 5:05 I can't seal a relationship. Once you start acting like a girl, you're out the door. 5:09 Have you ever had a relationship? 5:11 Yeah, I did, actually. 5:12 What happened? 5:13 5 years, I cheated. I'm a- I'm- I can't stay faithful. I'm horrible. 5:17 So how'd you guys meet? 5:18 I met him on the beach today. This is my future boyfriend, but you know what, you don't have a lot to grab. 5:24 Yeah. 5:24 I like the camera guy. 5:25 Thank you. 5:25 He has this bigger, bigger. 5:27 Uh. 5:28 Get your booty on about that. 5:30 Let me ask you something, let me ask you, what would your parents do if they saw this? 5:34 My mom's right over there, she don't care. 5:36 Where? 5:36 Mom, come on, join in, let's go! 5:39 How do you feel about meeting your future son-in-law? 5:41 Yeah, this is my future son-in-law. Another one every week. 5:45 How do I feel? Um, she's got to sleep with him, not me. 5:57 Wanna punch me? You fucking bitch! Hey! You bitch! Come here! 6:01 Hey! 6:09 I'll fucking kill you! You wanna punch me? You wanna punch me right in this shit? 6:15 No! Come here, fucking rock! 6:24 What? 6:24 Your beer bottle. 6:26 Fucking whore. Let's punch me in the face, get the fuck out of here. 6:30 Did you get that on film? Guys, get that. That, that, that's gold. 6:35 That's liquid gold. 6:38 Dude, it's part of being down in Jersey Shore, bro. Always drama. 6:41 Always drama. 
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