Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffEveryday Normal Guy 2Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.9K views Sep 2008Jon Lajoie returns with another song about his incredibly mundane and unremarkable daily existence. Show transcript0:12You want some more of this bitch?0:19Back in the 80s. We could do this all year long.0:24I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.0:27I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another.0:30I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.0:33I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover.0:35I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.0:38One night a week, my mom likes to cook me supper.0:40I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.0:43And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman. I was walking down the street just the other day.0:48I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way. Yo, what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say, but suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake, so I put my head down and I just walked away.0:59I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great. Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play.1:05Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Base. Yo, what can I say?1:08It's just a day in my life. I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night.1:12To be productive at work, I gotta be well rested. Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said.1:18I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.1:21I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.1:23I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.1:26My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.1:28I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.1:31I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.1:34I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.1:37And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan. I'm from a lower middle class family.1:42Me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek. I have good memories from my childhood, bitch.1:47My favorite toy was my fucking fire truck, bitch. I used to play with that motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog, and then I play with my motherfucker all day long,1:58about 10 times a day, man, all year long. My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it, is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic.2:06Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you.2:11Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye.2:14Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die? No, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy.2:19Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry.2:22Like that time in grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face.2:25She really hurt me. Why'd she call me stupid face? Is my face stupid?2:29How's that even possible? A person can be stupid, but a face, that's impossible.2:33Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it.2:36Regular, everyday, normal fucking bullshit.2:38I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker.2:41When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher.2:43I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker.2:46When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather.2:48I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker.2:51I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better.2:54I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker.2:56I like red peppers better than the green ones.3:00Ooh, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher.3:06Mine broke about 6 months ago, motherfucker.3:13Go, go, go, go, go, shorty, it's your birthday. Go party like it's your birthday.3:20I wasn't invited, but it's okay. I'll just stay at home and play some video games.3:38You want something, just gonna get it.
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