2.2K views Apr 2010
Jon Lajoie sings about lacking money and social skills but being able to dance, then shifts into a satirical song criticizing abuse in the Catholic Church.
0:18 Some guys are good at talking to girls. Some guys have all the money in the world. 0:26 Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants. I'm not one of those guys, but baby, I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. 0:37 I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. 0:45 I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. Ooh, ooh, ah, ah. 0:52 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Some guys have friends and they do high fives. 0:58 Some guys have parents that are still alive. Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand. 1:05 I'm not one of those guys, but baby, I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. 1:13 I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. 1:26 Everybody, let's count to 10. 1, all you gotta do is watch me dance. 1:34 2, keep watching me dance. 3, uh, uh, 4. 1:44 Oh yeah, I'm sorry, I don't actually have lyrics for this part. 1:47 Uh, kind of got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing, but uh, that's my bad. 1:52 Sorry, guys. Sorry about that. Uh, can we just maybe cut back to the core? 1:56 Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. 2:04 Ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Some guys have money that they've invested. 2:12 Some guys were never molested. I was though, and but eh. 2:47 We gotta stop touching the children. 2:54 We gotta stop touching the children. 2:57 Catholic Church, we're looking in your direction. 3:01 We gotta stop touching the children. 3:04 We're not pointing fingers, but damn, your track record is bad and getting worse. 3:08 Gotta stop touching the children. 3:12 Vatican, more like old men touching children. 3:33 Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. 3:40 I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. 
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