Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffEveryday Normal GuyDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Sep 2008Jon Lajoie raps about the humble, boring, and relatable struggles of his everyday life. Show transcript0:18I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.0:21Nothing special about me, motherfucker.0:23I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.0:26When I go to the clubs, I wait in line, motherfucker.0:29I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.0:32I got 600 dollars in the bank, motherfucker.0:35I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.0:38And my sexual performances are average. I work in customer service for a phone company.0:43I make 12 bucks an hour, but that's all I need. I live in a small apartment on a quiet street.0:49I don't go out too much. I like to watch TV. I can't afford a car.0:53I use public transportation. I don't mind, I read till I reach my destination.0:58Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book. The amount of money I save, this shit is off the hook.1:03And I'm not very good with the women. I'm a pretty shy person, and I'm average looking.1:09Last time I had sex was in 2003, and I'm ashamed to admit, but it wasn't free.1:14I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.1:17I get nervous in social situations, motherfucker.1:20I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.1:23I get constipated once a month, motherfucker.1:25I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.1:28And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce, motherfucker.1:31I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.1:34And I get scared when I go see the dentist. I'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life, easily forgettable, and I'm not very light.1:42I have an according to Jim personality. I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD.1:48If you want to mess with me, I think you probably can, because I'm not confident and I'm weak for a man.1:54I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back. Yeah, honestly, I probably won't fight back.1:59And I don't have many friends that would back me up. My friend Steve would, but he doesn't look very tough.2:06You want some of this, bitch?2:09If you rarely get laid, put your hands up. If you're not well paid, put your hands up.2:15If you got a pet cat, put your hands up. And if you got a bad back, put your hands up.2:20I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge, and ever since then, it just, it's not the same.2:25You know, it, it gets pretty, it gets pretty sore.2:29I'm just a regular everyday normal guy. My parents are really nice people, motherfucker.2:35I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.2:38I'm somewhat afraid of heights, motherfucker.2:40I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.2:43I like the show Grey's Anatomy, motherfucker.2:46Just a regular everyday normal guy.2:49And I'm pretty good at making paper planes.3:17I could do this all day. I could do this all day. I could do this all day.
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