Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHe BroDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Mar 2010Shmulevitz transforms into a muscular superhero, delivers justice with pun-filled insults, then decides to raise a baby he nearly throws off a cliff. Show transcript0:04My name is Shmulevitz.0:06Ah, geez, I thought the temple was around here somewhere. Oy, I must have stumbled into the wrong neighborhood.0:13Until one day, I happened to utter those ancient, powerful words.0:18I bet you those black guys are gonna try and kill me.0:21Kill me, kill me.0:22I held aloft my fist to the heavens.0:25Don't hurt my body! Rape! Rape!0:28And I was transformed into one of those people. Rape.0:34Hero.0:35Barukata, I'm annoyed.0:39What's up with that black guy?0:40Gentlemen, you have threatened the wrong man.0:43We're just playing dice, my brother. You want in on the game?0:46More like game over, fiend.0:48Hero.0:50What I do.0:51And from that day forth, I administered justice with unique musculature and lacerating wordplay.0:57His wordplay, it- it's too biting.0:59How about you biting one of these kosher hot dogs? Hope you don't choke on my 12-inch wiener.1:07That ain't cool.1:08I hope you relish the pain.1:13Stop this black on black violence.1:15How about black on black eye olens?1:18It looks so real.1:19Hasta Las Vegas, fool.1:23Always bet on black. Go on, run away like a little baby.1:31Yo, who's gonna take care of that baby?1:33I just, I, I was...1:35A baby's a huge responsibility.1:37I just got caught up in the moment. I mean, a baby.1:43And so it was on the craggly mountaintop of Crycore. I decided not to throw the baby off the cliff, but that he shall suckle the meaty milk of my man breasts, for I shall nourish him with man milk.1:55Mank, man, man, man, man.1:57Baby Mank, muscle baby raised on man milk, or as it's commonly called, mank.
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