Joe Swanson gives a 911 dispatcher some very unhelpful advice during an emergency call.
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You will be required to answer an actual 911 call. All right, there is one now. Cadet, you are up. I think there is someone in my house. Oh, I envy that. I live alone. Nobody ever comes over my house. No, there is someone in my house right now. Well, maybe you want to put out some snacks or something. Doesn't have to be nothing fancy. You can even just open up a box of Wheat Thins, pour some in a bowl. Multigrains are always good. Oh my god, they are coming up the stairs. Oh, you are going to have to close that bedroom door if your bed is not made. Maybe perhaps you could put on a video later and sneak upstairs and make that bed. Oh, looks like they saw that bedroom.
