Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffijayDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Dec 2009A late-night host tests an iPhone app that mimics his joke-telling, but its insulting punchlines spark a fight at a writer's home. Show transcript0:00Hi, everybody. You know, normally we'd be outside talking to people, but today we're going to take you behind the scenes, show you what goes on in the offices.0:06In fact, right now, my writers and I are working with a guy on a brand new iPhone application.0:11Come on, let's check it out. So it's called the IJ. It's real simple.0:15Basically, you say any topic into it, and it simulates Jay doing a joke on that topic.0:20Any topic.0:21Any topic at all. I'm serious, I'm serious. Try it out. Can't be stumped.0:26All right, um, a blonde.0:29How do you know what a fax was sent by a blonde? There's a stamp on it.0:35Actually, she doesn't really sound like me. It's kind of obnoxious.0:38Exactly.0:39That's like precisely.0:40That's how you talk.0:41Precise voice match.0:42Um, uh, New York.0:44How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.0:47What are you, stupid?0:51I, I can stump it, I can stump it. No, I get it. Cindy Levinson, my wife.0:56No chance.0:57How is Cindy Levinson like a framing nail? They're both getting banged by your subcontractor!1:13Hey, Blaine, um, is there a guy working at your house?1:17No, just that guy that my contractor.1:24I need to go home.1:29Actually, he took my phone.1:31I'll pay for it, don't worry about it.1:32Okay, it's just 300 bucks, so.1:34I'm going after Blaine. Hey, Blaine, anybody got Blaine's home address?1:38There's no one here, you jackass!1:39You're leaving a contract.1:40No, I'm standing in my house.1:42Welcome back.1:42Don't answer the door.1:44Oh, no, this is good. Just tell her.1:45What do you-1:45Tell her what we heard.1:46Oh my God.1:46He's gonna tell you what we heard on the phone.1:48I don't have people in this house.1:49This isn't a house, this is a dungeon because you live here.1:52You're suspicious.1:52Tell her what we heard.1:53He is suspicious.1:54I'm suspicious for a reason.1:55You always distrusted me, always.1:57No, rightly so, because you're just a trap. You're sleeping on the door.2:01That's great, Cindy, and you really made your point.2:03I want you out of here.2:04I want you out of here. This is my house. You were the one sleeping around.2:07You're the one that had the lap dance.2:09I had 9 years ago, 9 years ago, 1 lap dance.2:13In 2000, he had a lap dance.2:14And who cares?2:15Such a guilty conscience.2:16How dare you accuse me?2:18Because it sounded way too authentic to be a joke, right, Jay?2:22I- I'm just here for the phone.2:24Right.2:24Oh, no, no.2:24You heard it. I heard it.2:25I don't have this house.2:26Please, Cindy, come on.2:27Everyone get out!2:28I heard it. You got to get out of the house. You need to get out of the house.2:30I don't have that.2:31It's not even a house anymore, it's a dungeon.2:33Yeah, it is.2:33Is it Leno?2:39Wade. I'm so sorry. I've just been so lost.2:45I haven't been the same since my mom died.2:48Hey, which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.2:53Oh wait, you can't!2:57I s- still don't think it sounds like me.3:01Get out of my house!3:07And everybody just started going crazy. I'm just so glad somebody, somebody called the cops.3:12Hey, how many LA cops does it take to beat up a suspect? None!3:16He fell!3:21Son of a bitch. さあ、どって。
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