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A hellfire-powered supervillain repeatedly interrupts a couple's dinner and everyday arguments, but his attacks only make them warmer and more affectionate.
0:01 There's a super villain lurking beneath the Earth's surface, basting in its core, waiting for his time to rise. 0:07 Unfortunately for Earth, that time is now. His goal, to annihilate all of mankind. 0:15 His power, the ability to harness his native hellfire for unspeakable evil. 0:20 His name, Fireside. 0:28 So, how's your food? 0:32 It's a little cold. 0:35 Well, maybe you should try cooking dinner sometime. 0:37 And there's the look. 0:38 Fireside! 0:48 Fireside! 0:51 Look how he said evil super villain Fireside. 0:53 Fireside! 0:55 Yeah, uh, we're in the middle of dinner, though, so fires- 0:58 Dinner? Ha! Why don't you try masticating whilst the blazing orb of hellfire burns betwixt your blinded eyes and searing flesh? 1:17 Fireside! 1:19 Wow. That's kind of nice. 1:22 What? 1:22 Romantic even. 1:23 So ro- romantic? What? 1:24 Things do seem to be heating up in here. 1:26 Y- yes! 1:27 I want you. 1:28 No. 1:31 What? 1:31 So hot. 1:32 This isn't, this isn't right. 1:33 So hot. 1:36 F is for Fireside. 1:42 Thanks, Fireside. 1:44 So hot. 1:48 All you ever do anymore is watch sports. I need you to mow the lawn, I need you to do the dishes, and then I need 1:54 Fireside! 1:57 Trample. 2:00 Wait, Fireside's here. 2:01 Fireside. 2:01 You gonna do anything? 2:02 The game is on. 2:03 Did you say flame on? Well, you asked for it. Feel the wrath of a raging conflagration spawned in the depths of hell! 2:15 Fireside. 2:20 Well, seeing as it's so warm in here, I might have to take off my sweater. 2:24 What? 2:25 I can take off my pants. 2:26 No! Come on! Oh! F is for Fireside. 2:37 Samuel, where's the baby? 2:39 What baby? 2:40 What baby? 2:42 I'm gonna bite your face. 2:43 Not if I bite yours first. 2:48 Fireside! 2:51 That's right, puny mortals. Get your final meal in, because I may have underestimated your species before, but no human can withstand the colossal power of the sun. 3:10 Today's skin cancer fireside. 3:14 Ah, it's, it's beautiful. 3:17 Samuel, I'm gonna lick your face. 3:22 Not if I lick yours first. 3:30 Tell me you're a Chrysler. Tell me you're a 3:32 F is for me. 3:34 Oh, let's make an 11, baby. 3:38 Fireside continued to use his superpowers against mankind with little success. 3:43 After millions of failed attempts, however, Earth became overpopulated, and all natural resources were consequently exhausted. 3:51 And so, in the end, Fireside succeeded in his quest to destroy mankind. 3:57 Fireside! 
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