Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffGay Top GunDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.6K views Apr 2009Comedians argue that Top Gun is really about Maverick's struggle with his sexuality, then reenact scenes and riff on the film's wingman ending. Show transcript0:00You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is?0:04What?0:05Top Gun.0:06Oh, come on.0:07Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots?0:11Yeah, it's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.0:15It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality.0:19That's it. That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right?0:24He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right?0:27And you've got Iceman and all his crew.0:29Right.0:29They're gay, and they are, they represent the gay man,0:32Right.0:33all right, and they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way.0:38I'm gonna need a beer to put these flames out. Yo!0:43I want somebody's butt, I want it now, I'm at it!0:47God damn it! I want some butts!0:54I'd like to bust your butt, but I can't.0:59You have to have carnal knowledge of a lady this time.1:06This gives me a hard on.1:08Don't tease me.1:36So, Maverick, Goose tells me you're in love with one of your instructors.1:44I can't believe I said that. There was a secret.2:03Excuse me, something I should know about?2:08All right, but the real ending of the movie is when they fight the Migs at the end, all right, because he has passed over into the gay way.2:14They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right, and they're beating the Russians.2:18The gays are beating the Russians, all right, and it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time.2:25Finally, he's got him, all right, and what is the last fucking line that they have together, all hugging and kissing and happy with each other?2:31And Ice comes up to Maverick and he says,2:33You can be my wingman anytime.2:35And what does Maverick say?2:37Bullshit. You can be mine.2:39Sword fight! Sword fight! Sword fight!2:44Fucking him.
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