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An airline pilot mistakes a 727 flight for a fighter mission, repeatedly calls everyone dangerous, and offers his unimpressed crew a Top Gun-style welcome.
0:04 Anything I can get you guys before we take off? 0:06 No, I think we're good. Just waiting for Captain Kazansky. 0:10 Wait, not Tom Kazansky? 0:13 Yeah, that's what it says. 0:16 The ex-Navy fighter pilot who always brags about going to that Top Gun school like 15 years ago? 0:22 I guess. Is there a problem? 0:25 Yeah, there's a problem. 0:29 You, because you're dangerous. 0:35 You're dangerous and foolish, and that makes you dangerous. Now let's cut the crap. 0:41 Got a plane to fly. Let's try to be on time, okay? 0:45 Okay. 1:00 Listen to me, you're out of line. Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash, and that makes you dangerous. 1:07 So was that decaf or regular, Tom? 1:10 Regular, and it's Iceman. 1:12 Right, yeah. 1:15 I, um, I can see you wrote that on your hat there, Tom. 1:19 There. 1:24 Hell of a bird. Got this baby up to Mach 3 yesterday. 1:28 You are going Mach 3 in a 727. 1:32 I was shaving with a Mach 3. When you shave with a Mach 3, there's no time to think. 1:36 You think you're dead. 1:38 What are you talking about? 1:41 You guys are dangerous. 1:45 Bogey, repeat Bogey coming up on our 6. He's got tone. 1:49 That's the 935 out of Tampa. Taxiing. 1:56 You guys are dangerous. 1:59 Tom, I'm gonna ask you to stop saying that. 2:16 We're 4G negative dive. It's too close for missiles. I'm gonna switch the guns. 2:22 What Captain Kazansky means to say is that our in-flight movie today is Duet, starring Huey Lewis. 2:40 On behalf of Ava Airlines, welcome to Flagstaff, and have a pleasant day. 2:45 Nice landing, Tom. See you guys tomorrow. 2:47 Whoo, what a rush. 2:48 Hey, why don't we go to the hotel room and, uh, shower and, uh, dry off and play some volleyball? 2:55 I don't think that's gonna happen, Tom. 2:59 Yeah, I think I'm just gonna grab some sleep. Uh, you do your thing. 3:01 You can be my wingman anytime. 3:04 Yeah, great. Whatever. 3:06 Don't go. 3:09 These guys are dangerous. 
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