A man aggressively advertises his dealership by screaming profanities at the camera and potential customers.
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Get out your fucking checkbook. If you're looking for a new or used car, you want to get fingered? Or you want to get fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked. Come on down to Fun Town Auto. We got the northwest widest selection of sports and utility wagons. Get out your fucking checkbook. Subaru, Honda, Mitsubishi, Kia, Metro, Toyota, Ford, General Motors. Are you even testing me? Get your family over here, get your checkbook. Get out your fucking checkbook. Come on, get your checkbook. We're going to finance anybody. Talk to my son Timothy in the finance department. Fuck you, son. No, fuck you, dad. Fuck you too, son. Get out your fucking checkbook. We won't finance anyone. Mexicans, Bigfoot, Koreans, Garbage Pail Kids, hipsters, dead burnt lesbians. Get out your fucking checkbook. Hey, bring the kids down. I got prizes. Pick a booger prize out of the instance nose. I'm going to touch your privates. Fun Town Auto, located south of Rose City. Get out your fucking checkbook. You don't want deals.
