Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHoliday Greeting From Jon LajoieDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.3K views Dec 2008Jon Lajoie gives a rambling, drunken holiday greeting, awkwardly debating who celebrates Christmas before ending with an improvised song. Show transcript0:14Hey everyone, uh, it's John. Uh, I, I was just drinking and uh, having a party with all my lot of friends here.0:24We're all just having a good, a fun party, and uh, I'm by myself.0:32But uh,0:35well, Todd's here. He's the camera guy.0:40He's not really my friend.0:44Anyway, I just wanted to put a video together to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.0:51I don't think I should say Christmas because uh, a lot of people don't celebrate Christmas, like, uh, Jews and, um, some of the, uh, brown ones.1:04Do Jewish people have to eat pork or, or something, something about mayonnaise or...1:10What's that Jewish thing?1:12Which one is the one with, uh, it's blue and it has all the arms?1:17You know, pretty sure that's Jesus. I don't think Danny Glover's Jewish.1:24Why would he be Jewish?1:25Do gay people celebrate Christmas?1:29I never tried to picture that.1:32Anyway, so I just wanted to say happy holidays.1:37I- if I have my own religion, I'd make the sex religion.1:43Yeah, and, and if, uh, you have to always have sex to be in the religion.1:49And if you stop having sex, then you go to hell, which is inside of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina.1:59Oh shit, Family Matters is on.2:06I mean, I never really liked the Cable Guy soundtrack, but it was like 2 bucks, so what the hell, right?2:13Anyway, so happy holidays to everyone, and uh... Well, I mean, I don't want to wish happy holidays to everyone.2:22I mean, I don't want to wish happy holidays to, um, an abusive husband.2:30You know, why, why would I do that?2:32This guy yesterday threw toothpaste at me, in the restaurant.2:38But not everyone, like, I mean, I don't want to wish sex offenders happy holidays, you know?2:44If someone touches a girl's breast, but, uh, the girl flips out because she's, uh, that, that person's cousin, uh, is that a sex offense?2:56So happy holidays to everyone, um, well, except for abusive husbands and sex offenders.3:14Yo, check out this song I wrote.3:17Hey girl, I wanna see your boobies.3:23Happy holidays to everyone3:29with poo3:32penises.3:35That was not good.3:38Yesterday I pooed in...3:47Hey, you're so pretty, but why don't you show me your boobies?
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