Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffIm Freakin BrokeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views Dec 2009A man raps about being broke in the recession, listing his empty bank balance, lack of food and household essentials, and mounting despair. Show transcript0:02What's up?0:06What's up, bro?0:10Yo, what we finna do today?0:14I don't know. I'm broke, cuz. I'm broke too.0:20So...0:22yeah.0:25Dang. I'm broke too.0:30What we gonna do, T-Pain?0:41Oh snap. Get your credit cards out 'cause the economy is going down.0:48You better cut them joints up 'cause ain't nobody got no money.0:51We all broke. Let's go. I'm freaking broke. I'm freaking broke.0:55I'm freaking broke. The economy is down, and now everybody's broke.0:59Everybody's broke. I'm freaking broke. I'm freaking broke. Kind of lost everything 'cause I'm mother freaking broke.1:06Yeah. I'm freaking broke, man. Can somebody give me some cash?1:10Don't have money but toilet paper to wipe my ass. I got laid off 'cause my business just went up the slope.1:16This recession took a toll, and now I'm freaking broke.1:19Just getting fair. I'm pulling out my hair. I don't have clean socks or clean underwear.1:25I don't have soap and no shampoo either. You walk by me, I smell nastier than diarrhea.1:32I'm all up in my bathroom looking for toothpaste, trying to squeeze out the little bit that set the cold gate.1:38But there's none left, and my breath here to stay. I'm freaking broke.1:42This recession's making me so irate. I'm freaking broke, yo.1:46I'm really mad, yo. I checked the balance on my card and it says zero.1:51I can't even buy food. I haven't eaten for a while. I'm about to starve like an African child.1:58Wake up, you bros, this recession is real.2:01Help me, I need money, mother love.2:04Mother love.2:04Corners nicked down the finish, mother love.2:07Mother love.2:08I'm about to lose my mind, mother lover.2:10Hey.2:10I might commit suicide, mother lover. Dear mom, if you're reading this note, I'm hanging from a tree with rope around my throat.2:19Around my throat.2:20Couldn't deal with this recession no more. Throw in the towel.2:25Daddy's just a freaking ho.2:28Yeah, I never thought I'd be this broke. I don't wanna live anymore.2:36I'm desperate for money, oh.2:42I never thought I'd live to see the downfall of my economy.2:49I wonder what's next to be, a World War III.2:54I'm freaking broke. I'm freaking broke. The economy is down, and now everybody's broke.3:00I'm freaking broke. I'm freaking broke. I have lost everything 'cause I'm mother freaking broke.
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