Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffLouis Ck Talks About Being BrokeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.7K views Dec 2009Louis C.K. jokes about bank fees, negative balances, and the absurdity of being charged for having too little money in this stand-up routine. Show transcript0:00I'm broke. Anybody else broke?0:06You ever get so broke that the bank starts charging you money for not having enough money?0:16I'm fucking broke, man.0:21Bank called me up, they're like, hi, we're calling because you don't have enough money.0:24I'm like, I know.0:27She's like, sir, you have insufficient funds. Oh, that's a good way to put it too.0:30I agree with that.0:33I find my funds to be grossly insufficient.0:38Thanks for calling.0:43Why are you mad at me? I don't understand what, how is this something I'm doing to you?0:49She's like, sir, you only have 20 dollars. That's not enough.0:51You can't only have 20 dollars. I'm like, look, I'm not being broke just to fuck with you, I just really don't have any money.0:59I'm not trying to be a dick, I just, my life is shitty.1:08So they charged me, they charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.1:18Here's the fucked up part, now I only have 5.1:24What did I pay the 20 to the 15 dollars for if I don't get to have the 20 dollars that I paid to have?1:33I paid the fucking money, where's my 20 bucks?1:37That's like going to the movies, you pay, buy your ticket, and they go, get the fuck out of here, go home.1:44But I paid for the movie. No, you paid for a ticket, motherfucker.1:47You didn't pay for a movie.1:55You ever have negative money? That's depressing, isn't it? You look in your bank account, negative 10 dollars.2:01That's how much I have now, negative 10. That means I don't even have no money now.2:09I wish I did. I wish I didn't have anything. I wish I just had nothing, but I have less than that.2:16I don't have none. I have not 10. I don't...2:24I can't, I'm like, if it's free, I can't fucking afford it.2:31Somebody could come up to me, Jesus, it's free. Fuck, that costs nothing.2:34I can't afford that. That's more than I have.2:40I gotta raise 10 bucks to be broke. That's where I'm at.2:45That's not good. That's bad.2:49Apparently, some of you are in the same fucking position.2:55How's your economy doing? Shit. No, I'm glad you appreciate that story.3:01Not everybody appreciates that story. I told that story about a week ago in Orange County, California, and all these rich motherfuckers looking at me with their boat hands and their golf shirts and penny loafers.3:12They're all looking at me like, well, yeah.3:16You were financially irresponsible, you had to pay the price.3:19I don't frankly3:22see what you're angry about.3:25The bank has a right to accrue a fee, clearly.3:32That's how different it is to be rich than it is to be poor, because when you're rich, the bank pays you for being rich.3:38If you have a lot of money, they give you money because you have a lot of money.3:42They say you have so much money that we should give you some because you have a lot.3:48You should have more here. Take more money. Take this guy's 15, fuck him, you should have it.3:58Makes perfect sense.4:02He doesn't have enough, you have a lot.4:09Fine, take it all, you motherfuckers. Don't give us shit. You ever get so broke it just becomes funny to you after a while?4:15Jesus Christ. I have no fucking money. Jesus.4:24People call you, hi, we're gonna turn off the... Yeah, fuck it, turn it off, man.4:28Turn it off. I don't give a shit.4:32When can you make a payment? I ain't paying anything. What am I gonna fucking pay you with?4:37I fucking sold the phone. I don't need it now.4:41Damn it, man.4:45Shit's brutal.
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