Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffLife In Quarantine By Fully Sick RapperDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Mar 2010A sick man raps about spending weeks in quarantine, making odd friends out of household objects, taking medication, and finding ways to pass the time. Show transcript0:04Last time we caught up, I told the world about how I got sick.0:08Well, now, my friends, I'm back again, and I'm f- f- fully sick.0:12Fully sick. They let me out of hospital because they thought I was better again, but that created a monster.0:19I got even sicker than I was back then. Heapsick. So all up now, I've spent 7 weeks locked up here in this room, sitting here and pondering my own impending doom.0:30I'd like to think that nothing's changed and that mentally I'm okay, but doctors keep on telling me that I'm acting kind of strange.0:39Quarantine could make you crazy, but that hasn't happened to me.0:43I wish that I could say that for phone face and rippity dee.0:47Hello.0:48Quarantine could drive you insane, but that hasn't got me yet.0:52Unfortunately, I can't say the same for my mate, Mr. Balloon Head.0:56Hey.0:56Yeah?0:57Get well soon.0:58Okay.1:00Meow. So now that I've had more time on my hands, my production has improved.1:05Like, if I really wanted it to, then an esky could be removed.1:09And in its place, I could easily make some other shit appear, like tuna,1:14Boom.1:14tea bags,1:15Boom.1:15two-minute curries,1:16Boom.1:16and even ginger beer.1:17Boom, boom.1:18If I want to make something sound it's cool, then all I do is yeah.1:22And if I want a mad guitar lick, then I just insert it there.1:27And if I'd like a harmony, then all I do is sing and re-record my own voice, then just drop myself in.1:37Just drop myself in.1:40Quarantine could make you mental because you can't get out of this place.1:44I'm not mental, but I think he is, Mr. Gloves with an ass for a face.1:49Quarantine could do your head in because they don't let you go out there.1:53I'm OK, but I don't know about her, Miss Water Jug with tea bag hair.1:57Hello there.2:02To help me with my time this time, they gave me an exercise bike, but I used it to freak the nurses out and make my heart rate spike.2:10What?2:10Some friends of mine got me this to help me get well soon. Thanks for that.2:16Yeah, that heats good. Yeah, thanks for that balloon. Now they've got me on 6 different drugs with assorted side effects, but2:26none that I know of yet. They also put a tube in my arm so the drugs can go in here, but it doesn't work so well when I stick it in my ear.2:36Uh oh. Quarantine could make you lonely, but that hasn't happened to me.2:41Thank God I've got my good friends, the Habiana family.2:45Hola, sí.2:46Quarantine could be intense and make you lose your marbles, but luckily I've been teaching myself the long lost language of garbles.2:54Garblety, garblety, garble. Garble.2:58Sometimes when I want to kill some time while I'm here in quarantine, I like to get way, way medicated and dress up as Wolverine.3:07Killing time.3:07And a couple of times I've had the urge to take it one step further.3:12By rearranging my quarantine room as a fully sick Darth Vader.3:18I know, I know, it's actually a stormtrooper helmet, but it's the best I could do in here.3:25What about this?3:28No, that's a transformer.3:32Oh well.3:34Did you know that my bed in here can mechanically elevate, and I suppose it is a nice private place to repetitively masticate.3:42It means chew. I'm still here another month or so, so I'll have to mix it up, you know, find some new ways to chew my food.3:49Wait, one man, one cup?3:51Sick!3:51Quarantine could make you crazy, mental and insane, but luckily I have all these friends to help me distract my brain.4:00Quarantine will never ever get the better of me because it was many years ago that I accepted insanity.4:08This is me with a bin for an arm. This is me with a bin for a leg.4:13This is me with a bin for a. This is me with a bin for a head.4:17This is me with a bin for an arm. This is me with a bin for a leg.4:22This is me with a bin for a body.4:24This is me with a transformer head.
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