2.1K views Nov 2009
A man pitches his cheap prepaid legal service and daycare in a comedy ad, promising legal advice, child care, and a phone number for prospective customers.
0:00 I object. I defer. I find you both guilty of helping people for the ridiculously low price of 99.99. 0:09 In today's broke ass society, things are harder, so you need things cheaper. 0:13 So I came up with Jones, cheap ass prepaid legal and daycare academy. 0:17 You are not the president. You don't need to make that type of money. 0:20 You might need my legal services. You're just raising one kid, 'cause I'm gonna sue you. 0:24 At Jones, we don't assess the legal fees after the case is disposed of. 0:28 We make it prepaid. Prepaid meaning you need to pay before, just in case I need to invest the money in something else where you may need my services. 0:35 And I'm gonna spend it wisely, fighting for you. If we can't get you out of child support, we'll provide you with our top-notch molester-free daycare services. 0:44 We let them do whatever they want to do, so that when you get them home, they go straight to bed. 0:48 Which one of y'all, little Santa Claus ain't coming to none of y'all. 0:51 There's some books around here somewhere. Jones do a good ass job of watching both mine and my grandbaby. 0:57 Jones got for me auto insurance. Jones got me this big ass check. 1:02 Now, friends, you may ask yourself, how can he provide us with such cheap legal services? 1:07 Well, 1:07 Here's a story about Toby and his baby mama. Hey, Toby, I need my money. 1:13 I don't have no more money. 1:14 That's because y'all keep messing up. Y'all keep doing crime. 1:17 Because I gave it all to you to raise that one little baby you got, and I work from volume, so y'all continue to rob people and take stuff. 1:23 It ain't your business what I do with the money. 1:26 So please, come on down to Jones' cheap ass prepaid legal and daycare academy. 1:30 Well, it's a place where you can bring your children and get legal advice. 1:32 Put your hands against the wall. My legal advice to you is don't have no more children. 1:36 Go ahead and come to the website or give me a call on the new telephone number at 70846 cash 1. 1:43 I'm on call 3 hours a day, 5 hours a week. 1:48 You looking for who? No, no, Toby Jones don't work here. You got the wrong number. 
