Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffJones Big Ass Truck Rental Storage 2nd StopDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.5K views Sep 2009A boisterous storage owner pitches his cluttered warehouse, showing odd discarded items and promising to store anything for $10.99 a month. Show transcript0:00Why leave anything on your front lawn, under your porch, on the side of the highway, where you can store all that stuff my way, down here at Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Storage?0:09I don't think y'all understand me when I tell you I store anything.0:12What's in this box? I don't know. It's not my business. Briefcase full of fake money.0:18Not my business. This fan used to oscillate. It don't oscillate no more.0:23Oscillated. All gone right here at Jones Big Ass Warehouse and Storage Facility Truck Rental.0:29Your mother look kind of skinny. I could fold her up, put her on my back on a bicycle, and bring her down on this motorcycle.0:34Come on down here, bring all you got that you don't want. PVC valve,0:38bees,0:38please.0:39CDs from your failed speed metal band.0:41Somebody left a cone. You knew damn well when you dropped that CD, nobody gonna wanna buy it, and put it right here in this here building for the low, low price of 10.99 a month.0:49You can't beat that. Hell, you can't feed a kid in Africa for that.0:52You can't stop me. I can only be contained. Nobody can slow me down.0:56Throwing shit all over the place. Don't matter to me. I don't give a damn what it is.0:59Bring it on!1:00Go ahead and give me a call or find me on them internets at www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com.1:07That's J-O-N-E-S bigasstruckrentalsandstorage.com.1:12Rebound, rebound. Watch out. No post. Uh.1:23Not only is this a bus, but this is a bus that a friend of mine escaped from prison in.
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