2.2K views Jan 2009
A man redubs a Mighty Putty infomercial, mocking its claims as he demonstrates the putty repairing household items, sealing leaks, and holding heavy objects.
0:00 Billy Mays here with another fantastic product. It's called Mighty Putty. 0:04 It's gonna fix, fill, and seal all of your problems. That's right. 0:09 Look at this thing. It's not on the wall. Put some putty, and guess what? 0:12 Now it's on the wall, and you can put stuff on it. Look at this cup. 0:16 Now it's a mug. Why not? It's an everlasting bond. Don't use this shit. 0:21 You know it doesn't work. It's time to cut it like dough and just fucking knead it to activate it. 0:26 Apply it, let it dry, do whatever you want. Put 350 pounds of shit on it. 0:32 Fucking hammer doesn't work, guess what? Now it does. Car's broken, now it's fixed. 0:36 You're saving money. Don't do this shit. You know it's gonna break when you can just cut it, activate it, and apply it. 0:42 That's right. Check this out. I'm gonna show you a little demonstration. 0:45 Look at this. The leaks are sealed instantly. Cuts anything. 0:50 It's a permanent seal. You're just gonna fucking green to white technology is gonna. 0:55 You just put this on, and guess what? Fucking Optimus Prime can't even tear this shit off. 1:01 It's 80,000 pounds of pressure, mighty putty action. That's what's happening. 1:07 You see tile to woodworks, metal to glass works, fucking gutters, anything you can think of, it repairs all of them. 1:14 Cracks in your walls, they're gone. Your fat ass broke a chair, why not just fix it? 1:19 Look at that. Fucking arts and crafts, whatever, I don't even, okay, mail, okay, uh. 1:26 Why not a chain, a fucking chain? You can put your hand under the brick and it'll work. 1:31 Yeah, look, God, look at all that stuff you can do, and we're gonna give you a double offer, okay? 1:36 Your toaster's broken, now it's fixed, okay, you get the idea. 1:39 But wait, call now and we'll give you a triple offer. That's right, we're gonna give you 6 tubes of this stuff, okay? 
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