3K views Nov 2009
A mock commercial introduces lunch as a meal between breakfast and dinner, then pitches a list of 100 lunches and jokes about a man discovering he is eating one.
0:02 Hey, are you okay? 0:04 So hungry. 0:05 Why don't you eat something? 0:06 I wish, but it's too late for breakfast, and dinner isn't for hours. 0:09 Have you tried lunch? 0:11 What's lunch? 0:12 It's the new meal that's taking breakfast and dinner by storm. 0:16 Lunch! 0:17 Are you guys talking about lunch? 0:18 We sure are. 0:19 I've been dying to try it, but I don't know how. 0:21 Why don't I show you? Lunch is a meal you can eat between breakfast and dinner. 0:27 Wow, look at all these delicious lunches. 0:29 A chef's salad, a turkey sandwich, just some crackers. Lunch, lunch, lunch, not lunch, but hold on, check this out. 0:36 They just became lunch. 0:38 I don't know, it just seems really hard to make. How does a lazybones like me get lunch? 0:42 It's easy, just go somewhere. 0:44 Go somewhere? 0:45 Go somewhere? 0:45 It's called going out to lunch. 0:47 Oh, like the expression. 0:49 Yes. 0:49 I want to go out to lunch right now. 0:51 As long as it's between 12 p.m. and 4 p.m., go ahead. Everyone is getting in on this exciting revolution. 0:58 Businessmen, architects, assistant architects. That's pretty much it right now, but the list is growing. 1:04 Some people are eating lunch, and they don't even know it. This construction worker has no idea he's eating lunch. 1:11 You enjoying your sandwich there, sir? 1:13 Yeah, I love tuna salad. You mind if I enjoy my dinner alone? 1:17 What if I told you that you are eating lunch? 1:21 Get out of here. 1:22 Yep, it's 2 p.m., and you are in a commercial for lunch. There's a camera right there, camera right there, and there's a camera right there. 1:29 I'm on the the lunch thing? 1:31 Yeah! 1:31 I'm eating lunch? 1:32 You've been lunched. 1:33 Oh my God, my wife is not going to believe this. My name's James, and I guess I'm a lunch guy. 1:39 Now is the time to try lunch. Call us, we'll send you a list of 100 lunches for 99.95. 1:44 That's less than a dollar per lunch, and I promise you won't be disappointed. 1:48 We weren't. 1:49 Hey, those are my lunches. 1:52 Seriously, call. To order now, call 1-800-LetsGetLunch. 1-800-LetsGetLunch. 1:57 Make sure you type all the letters in, or you won't get us, you'll get our competitor. 2:01 They'll sell you dinner and say it's lunch. L-E-T apostrophe S space, GET, space, LUNCH, exclamation point. 2:12 Again, 1-800, space, LET, apostrophe, S, space, GET, space, LUNCH, exclamation point. 2:22 I'm serious about the exclamation point thing. Trust me, it's the only way to get us. 
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