2.2K views Oct 2008
Ricky Gervais and a guest read excerpts from a satirical script for a Sarah Palin lookalike porn film, joking about its political references and stage directions.
0:00 This, I don't remember, uh, audience, but a couple of weeks ago, uh, there was a genuine ad, uh, on the internet, uh, on one of those, you know, listings things, and it was looking, 0:09 it was basically making a porn film, uh, using a Sarah Palin lookalike. 0:14 There's an update, ladies and gentlemen. Such is the, the high standard of porn. 0:19 The film has been made, 0:21 Mm. 0:21 uh, already. And, uh, this week, uh, there are on the web, there's a website that claims to have the script, right? 0:29 You weren't offered, you've been offered most things, no? 0:32 I was offered, um, a role doing, um, doing The Office as in a porn film called The Orifice. 0:37 That's not true. 0:40 You wish it was true. 0:41 I had a, I had a cameo playing Condi Rice. 0:45 In the film? 0:45 Mm. 0:46 Actually, Condi Rice does show up at the end. No, I swear to God, she really does. 0:50 No, at the end, there's a bit where there's a kind of a lesbian action with Hillary Clinton and, uh, Condoleezza Rice walks in. 0:55 Did she look like me? 1:02 You're not letting that go, are you? 1:03 No, I'm not. Because I just caught a glimpse of myself on the monitor, and I thought, who's that fat lesbian? 1:11 Eh. Well, listen. 1:26 That's the only clip they'll show of you on this show. 1:30 When I die. 1:31 At your funeral, yeah, slow montage and go. 1:39 But listen, we, so anyway, we got the script, and it's full of gems. 1:43 There's some 1:44 Do a scene, couldn't we, me and Ricky? 1:45 Oh, no, now I can. No, no, wait. Here is a scene. Now I, this is, it, it's quite innocent. 1:52 Uh, so she's called Sarah. 1:55 Mm-hmm. 1:55 Sarah, as in, if you be Sarah. 1:58 Why are you saying it like that? 2:00 What? 2:00 Like she's backward. What are you doing? 2:02 No, no, because it's not, it's not written. 2:04 It's not. 2:04 If they've changed her name for legal reasons, 2:06 Oh, I see. 2:07 you see, yeah. 2:07 I see, sorry. 2:08 Why? 2:09 I'm sorry, sorry. 2:10 Yeah. You're the business partner. 2:17 Okay, so, uh, I'll just read, I'll read the stage direction. 2:21 Sarah sits across from him, she's holding 2:22 She's got a much bigger part than me, I'm not doing this. 2:25 You've got loads of 2:26 You've got loads, loads. 2:28 Okay. 2:28 Uh, so Sarah sits across from him, she's holding a brochure for the latest s- snowmobile model. 2:32 Go. 2:34 Uh, what do you say, handsome? How about you and me take one of these babies out for a test drive, yeah? 2:39 I'd love to, Sarah. But with your husband out of town, I'm afraid I just feel a little funny about it. 2:49 I mean, after all, the man's my business partner. 2:55 Oh, for criminy's sake, why don't you take your nuts out of your little Gucci purse, grab your noodle, and act like a man? 3:06 It's right written. It's well written porn. 3:10 This is, this is great. Listen to my line. I don't know. 3:16 Stage directions. 3:17 Sarah unbuttons her blouse. 3:19 We'll take that as read. 3:21 Well, before you and your boyfriend Lance Bass head off to the next Clay Aiken concert, why don't you feast your eyes on mama's jugs? 3:33 She, she lifts her skirt and starts rubbing herself through her panties. 3:40 A bit tight. 3:40 Yeah, leave it without, okay, that's red. 3:44 It's time to drill, baby. Drill hard and drill deep. 3:50 Come on, you tree-hugging hippie. What are you waiting for? Congressional approval? 3:57 The business, the business partner walks up to her and unzips his pants. 4:01 Sarah licks her lips. Sarah licks his lips and grabs his penis. 4:08 We're nearly finished, obviously. Go. 4:11 Better get ready, Santa, 'cause mama's about to melt the North Pole. 4:15 MC, well done, beautifully read. Beautifully done. 4:22 Oh. 4:23 That was very good. 4:25 I love the fact that they're sneaking in satire. 4:29 Oh no, yeah. 4:30 Like people watching a porn film going, brilliant, they've uh, they've they've talked about global warming. 4:33 This is absolutely brilliant. 4:35 But it's true that the the political situation has affected even the people that wouldn't normally be affected, as you can see there. 4:43 Yes, even wankers are thinking about it. It's true. Yeah, it's very true. 
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