Noob Boyfriend

Mom, Dad, this is Ryan. Oh, so this is the famous boy we've been hearing so much about. Nice to finally meet you Mrs. Leed. And sir. So, Ryan, what World of Warcraft server do you play on? Is that on a, is that on the computer? You know what, I think I forgot the dessert in the car. Who do you think you are bringing his kind into my house? But Dad, he's a nice guy, really. Oh, he's a noob Jessica, a noob! But Ryan and I are perfect together. This relationship is headed for an epic fail, young lady. You're a leet, dammit. We don't date noobs, we pwn them. Well maybe I don't want to be a leet. You're insolence, for the lose. No, maybe I love that he watches VHS tapes still and maybe I love that his phone still has a cord. You might as well date somebody who plays a lion. I'll date whoever I want. Over my level 80 rogues temporarily dead body. Mr. Leet, I may run around in circles when I play Halo and I might never get a monster kill, hell, I can't even find the space bar half the time. But I know when I found true love, and that is worth more than all the Uber Gear in the world. Too long, did not listen.