Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffNoob BoyfriendDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share4.8K views Aug 2009A protective father demands his daughter stop dating a guy who is a gaming noob. Show transcript0:02Mom, Dad, this is Ryan.0:05Oh, so this is the famous boy we've been hearing so much about.0:09Nice to finally meet you, Mrs. Lead, and sir.0:12So, Ryan, what Warcraft server do you play on?0:16Is that on, uh, is that on the computer?0:20Oh, you know what? I think I forgot the dessert in the car.0:24Who do you think you are bringing his kind into my house?0:27But Dad, he's a nice guy, really.0:29No, he's a noob, Jessica, a noob.0:32But Ryan and I are perfect together.0:34This relationship is headed for an epic fail, young lady.0:37You're elite, damn it. We don't date noobs, we pwn them.0:41Well, maybe I don't want to be elite.0:43Your insolence for the lose.0:45No, maybe I love that he watches VHS tapes still, and maybe I love that his phone still has a cord.0:52Oh, you might as well date somebody who plays a lion.0:54I'll date whoever I want.0:56Over my level 80 rogue's temporarily dead body.0:59Mr. Leet,1:01I may run around in circles when I play Halo, and I might never get a monster kill.1:08Hell, I can't even find the space bar half the time, but I know when I found true love, and that is worth more than all the Uber gear in the world.1:21Too long, did not listen.1:23Oh!