Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Parlor Chat Room In Real LifeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Dec 2009In this comedy sketch, teens chat online about music, dating, and nonsense until two users reveal they are adults pretending to be someone else. Show transcript0:41Hey, everybody.0:42Hey.0:44Hey.0:53So, uh, where are people from?0:56I'm from Missouri originally.0:59South Dakota.1:00New Jersey.1:02Where are you from?1:04Oregon.1:05Right on.1:08Cool name.1:10Thanks.1:11Do you like bears?1:12They're okay, I guess.1:14Yeah. I think bears are definitely where it's at. So how old are you?1:20I'm 14, you?1:22I'm 15.1:24Cool. NSYNC rules.1:27I love NSYNC.1:28NSYNC's okay.1:29NSYNC sucks. Anybody who likes NSYNC's a fag.1:33You're a fag, Schizo.1:35Don't listen to him, Schizo. What grade are you in?1:398th, you?1:41I'm in 9th, but I go to an all-girls Catholic school, so that's like being in 10th grade anywhere else.1:46Oh.1:48So, what do you do for fun?1:50Mm, shop, movies, friends, hang out with my boyfriend.1:57Rock on. Your boyfriend pretty cool?2:01He's okay.2:02What's his name?2:03Derek.2:04Really? My uncle's name is Derek.2:09Kick ass.2:12So you guys have sex?2:16Yeah.2:18You ever do it doggy style?2:21Anybody want to talk to me? Anybody?2:26This sucks. I'm out of here.2:30A- anybody?2:32Hey, if you took a machine gun to Times Square and just started spraying bullets, how many people you reckon you could kill before the cops took you down?2:39I don't know, maybe 2, 300.2:42Oh, you think so? I was thinking the gun would jam after about 50.2:47Now, what in the hell do you know about machine guns, schizo?2:50Well, how about I come over there and fucking show you, huh?2:53How about that shit?2:59Sir. Sir, no swearing in here.3:05I think someone really needs to find his spirit animal.3:10Shut up with the animal crap, Bambi.3:12You hang out with Thumper and, uh, Flower?3:15No, I don't. No. Do you?3:19Hey, sweetie.3:21Hey, skater. Hey, where were you last night? I waited for over an hour.3:25I'm really sorry. My parents grounded me and made me do all these bogus chores.3:29That sucks.3:30Big time.3:31I just tell my parents off when they get up in my business like that.3:34I should do that.3:35Yeah, you should, because that's not right.3:39You are so smart.3:41I hate short, fat, stupid people. Why can't they all just move to Europe or something?3:47That way all the high European chicks could move here.3:50Only if they shave their pits. Let me tell you something, stanky pits are a bunch of crap.3:56I'm back, and all I can say is Baltimore Orioles, number 1.4:00You wish, Beth. Baltimore's like numbers suck.4:03Hey, who likes Ricky Martin?4:05Shut up, Bambi. Nobody cares.4:08I had a dream about us last night.4:10You did. What happened?4:13We were on this beautiful sailboat in the middle of the ocean, and you were teaching me all these different kinds of knots.4:22Then you tied me to the mast, and you had your way with me.4:26God, that sounds so hot.4:32You want to have sex?4:34Now?4:35Yeah.4:37All right.4:39Cool. Yeah.4:37All right. Cool. I'm gonna get out my cock.4:44So, have you ever pushed a dildo in your ass?4:50Mandy Bear, are you there? Hello?4:58Oh, sorry, dude. I was busy with something.5:00Oh, okay, no sweat.5:03I'm hungry. Anybody got change for 20?5:09Would you ever have sex with an older guy?5:11Mm, how old are you?5:13I'm 20.5:14Maybe, depends. Do you have a big cock?5:18Do you like kippers?5:20What are they?5:21They're a kind of fish.5:23Somebody doesn't say something interesting, I'm gonna freak.5:26Are we boring you, Joey?5:27Shut up, twat.5:28Jesus, Joey, lighten up on Beth. She's 13.5:30Irregardless, she's a twat.5:32Irregardless isn't even a word.5:34Yes, it is. It means without lack of regard.5:37I pity you.5:39Really?5:40Yeah.5:41Oh, you're getting me all weepy.5:44Don't cry, Joey. You want a hug?5:50I am rubbing my hands all over your body.5:58You are so sexy, do you know that?6:03Oh God, I had to stop for a second.6:05Why?6:07Skater, how long have we known each other now?6:09I don't know. 6 months, maybe.6:13I think you are one of the most amazing people I've ever met.6:17I feel so close to you, like I could tell you anything, which is why I have to clear the air about something.6:23What are you talking about?6:25I'm not 16 years old. I'm 29.6:30Well, actually, that's a relief because I'm not 15. I'm 30.6:37I'm not from Arkansas.6:39You're not?6:40And I'm not a girl.6:42What?6:43My real name is Floyd. I'm a software engineer in Spokane, Washington.6:50I'm still in the closet.6:53I really like jazz. Do you like jazz?6:56No.6:57Oh, that's too bad. It's such a sexy form of expression.7:03You like to be sexy, don't you?7:06You ever get all oily and slippery and just roll around?7:13Skater, you don't understand my situation. I live with this big time homophobe roommate, and I've got very closed-minded co-workers.7:21It's not like I could just explore my homosexuality out in the open, and frankly, I didn't think I wanted to7:29until I met you.7:32We've shared parts of ourselves so real, so beautiful.7:37I mean, how often in this world do you make a real connection with someone?7:42Well, that's what we have, Skater. You can't deny it.7:47And that's why I think I might be in love with you. Now, I don't expect you to feel the same way, but if you could just give me a chance.7:58I want to meet you. I want to meet you.8:08And I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl. We were only deployed as software engineers.8:14I'm still in the closet. We've shared parts of ourselves. I can't deny that I might be in love with you.9:02Hey, Brandon, what's up?9:04Floyd? What you doing?9:07Uh, just chatting on my computer.9:09Oh. Okay.9:13Uh, you wouldn't, um, by any chance happen to be9:19Slappy Sue?9:26Skater?
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