Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffRandom Collection Of Rappers By Jon LajoieDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Oct 2009Jon Lajoie performs a series of absurd rapper personas, from an insecure MC to a forgetful one, while a bored chorus singer waits to finish the song. Show transcript0:21Other rappers are comprehensible, not me. First on the mic, MC Confusing.0:26I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black. It's a fact.0:29I got more rhymes than Zach Braff taking a nap. I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks, and I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your trap.0:37Yeah, you're whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say, but when I get on the mic, I make milk out of clay, and I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste, and I say karate pencil case,0:46then put it on tape. Yo, I'm MC Insecure. What's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough to be rhyming on this track, 'cause my lyrics suck.0:56All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck. It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse, and now I got nothing left, so I'll pretend that I got hurt.1:04Ow! I think I sprained my ankle. You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.1:09Yo, MC Amnesia up in this ditch, woke up 5 days ago lying in the ditch, didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit.1:17Apparently something happened that was traumatic. I used to have more rhymes, but I can't remember them.1:22Seriously, I'm freaking out. I can't remember anything. What's my motherfucking name?1:27Seriously, does anyone know what my name is? Yo, I'm MC Public Urination.1:32What, what? I take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk anytime, any place.1:37I just whip out my cock and empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch.1:41You other MCs can't handle this shit. You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public.1:46You run into a toilet every time you have to piss. Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick.1:52Yo, MC fatigue, yeah, that's me. Every time I grab the mic, I fucking fall asleep.2:03I'm the guy who sings the chorus.2:06It breaks up the song.2:08My part is kind of boring.2:11I wish that I could go home.2:13But they're paying me to sing the chorus.2:17And I really need the cash.2:18'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment.2:22Just moved back in with my dad.2:23Yo, I'm MC, doesn't know what irony is. Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss.2:29She says, let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick. I said, hell yeah, bitch, that's so ironic.2:34Yo, I'm MC, get sidetracked easily. My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini.2:39You know he's known for The Sopranos, but he's also in movies like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity, which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen.2:48Well, I guess in Hot Shots he was kind of funny,2:50but I prefer Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun. You know who else was in that movie?2:54OJ Simpson, which is kind of weird knowing what he did after that.2:58Wait, what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked.3:01Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, and 3. I really like those movies, but the 4 disappointed me.3:06Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci. Why did they have to make a 4?3:10They had a perfect trilogy.3:12MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me. I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, and 3, although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy.3:19The 4 was awesome, good thing I did Chris Rock and Jet Li.3:22Yo, I'm MC shit my pants frequently. It usually happens when I'm walking down the street or when I'm hanging out with some fly assholes.3:30There we go. Thank God I brought a change of clothes.3:33Yo, I'm the MC with the final verse. I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard, but motherfuckers, I don't really have the time, so fuck that and come back to the chorus guy.3:44I'm still singing the chorus.3:48Thank God we're almost done.3:49I hate singing the chorus.3:53It's such a boring fucking job.3:55I'm gonna take my 40 bucks.3:58That's what they're paying me.4:00And I'm gonna go get really drunk.4:03Masturbate then go to sleep.4:09Wait a minute. I remember what happened now. You guys raped me.4:16Uh, yeah.4:17Yeah, we did.4:19Yeah, we did.4:20What? No wonder I couldn't remember anything. I thought you guys were my friends.4:24That is not cool.4:26No, it's ironic.4:28No, no, it's not ironic. I don't think you understand. Dude, could you stop peeing while I'm talking?4:34And what the fuck is that? Did someone shit their pants?4:37Yep.4:41He doesn't know where he was last night. He's not sure where he is right now, but he's 4 games up in his fantasy football league, and the real abomination, he doesn't even care.4:55Laka laka laka in my stomach so.5:02The League premieres Thursday, October 29th, only on FX.
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