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A fast-paced rap retells RoboCop’s origin and battles with Clarence Boddicker’s gang, from Murphy’s transformation into a cyborg cop to his pursuit of the criminals.
0:00 Detroit is a city in urban decay. Alex Murphy is a cop, and it's his first day. 0:04 Murphy transferring in from Metro South. 0:06 Sergeant Reed explains it could be bad for his health. Once Murphy's been given the guide at the station, a suspect breaks out in a violent situation. 0:14 Murphy's partner deals with it, she's anything but girly. She beats the man up and says, 0:17 Glad to know you, Murphy. 0:18 Catching Clarence Boddick is their ultimate goal. They grab a police car and go out on patrol. 0:23 Now the police is run by the OCB. There's a meeting with the heads of the company. 0:27 Wounded boy has a cancer. Cancer is a crime. 0:30 Dick Jones has the answer. 0:31 Ed 209. 0:32 The robot stomps in, everyone stumbles back in fear. Dick gives a guy a gun and gets him to volunteer. 0:37 Put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply. 0:39 The robot malfunctions and they don't know why. He's got Kenny in his sights, guns locked on his course. 0:44 I am authorized to use physical force. 0:54 Murphy spins a handgun on the bonnet of his car. He gets a call at random about Clarence's body car. 0:58 After robbing a bank, Clarence and his gang box up the cash, and then they're off in a van. 1:03 The money's all scorched. Clarence doesn't think it's funny. 1:05 He yells out, 1:06 You burnt the fucking money! 1:07 Emile, the driver, spots a cop on their tail. They grab the shotguns. 1:11 It's that or go to jail. They kick open the doors and fire at the wrong time because Lewis ain't stupid. 1:15 She's driven alongside. During the shootout, Bobby's shot in the knee. 1:19 Can you fly, Bobby? 1:20 He gets thrown through a windscreen. The criminals escape now, that is until the police track them down to an abandoned steel mill. 1:26 Backups unavailable, they radio to find out, so they split up and head into the gang's hideout. 1:31 Lewis finds the first one pissing off a ledge. He distracts her with his cock and then punches her off the edge. 1:36 He finds the other two watching TV. He says, 1:38 Better alive, you're coming with me. 1:40 But then he gets surrounded, they rough him up a lot. 1:42 Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops. 1:45 Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. 1:49 With his wrist a bloody stump, Murphy tries to stand. He turns to face the gang. 1:53 Well, give the man a hand. 1:54 They all open fire, now Murphy screams in pain, Clarence takes aim and it blows at his brain. 1:59 Lewis arrives in the nick of time to get him to the hospital before he flatlines. 2:03 As the doctors try and save him from this savage attack, he has a flashback and everything turns black. 2:10 Can you do that, Dad? 2:11 I really have to tell you something. 2:15 When he awakes, he's part man, part machine, with scientists stood round his video screen. 2:20 As they try and fix him up, he malfunctions a bit. 2:24 Shit! 2:24 He was tough before, but now he's even tougher. 2:27 You're gonna be a bad motherfucker. 2:29 After many more weeks, old Robo is complete. They invade him from beneath a plastic sheet. 2:34 They cheer and they clap after the presentation and take him back down to the local police station. 2:39 Sergeant Reid didn't know, and he's pretty pissed off. 2:41 Official OCP business, so please get lost. 2:43 So to sit in a chair which is constantly manned, old Robo says, 2:46 Yes, I understand. 2:48 His prime directives make him effective and diligent. 2:50 Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law. 2:54 But there's one more, a secret in his core called Directive 4 can hold his excitement no matter how hard he tries. 3:00 I fucking love that guy. 3:02 Down in the basement of the shooting range, the police are shocked when they hear something strange. 3:07 Most of them stop, and some of them run. 3:09 It's Supercop. 3:10 That fucking gun. 3:11 This guy's really good. 3:12 He's shooting supreme. 3:13 But he's not a guy, he's a machine. 3:16 Finally, Robo gets a car before he's deployed. 3:19 Thank you. 3:19 Go get him, boy. 3:21 So give me your money and all of it. 3:22 Don't fuck with me! 3:26 One, two. 3:30 Drop the gun, you are under arrest. 3:33 Stopping this scum is Robo's first test. He hits him across the room, and he's even polite. 3:37 Thank you for your cooperation. Good night. 3:39 The next quest he must address is to stop two pests who more or less molest the girl and cause her distress. 3:45 Let the woman go, you are under arrest. 3:47 But the rapist won't listen, so he shoots through her dress, clutching at his bleeding groin, he falls in a heap. 3:51 Robo says, 3:52 Your move, creep. 3:54 Later that week, Robo was sat in his chair, fast asleep until he has a nightmare. 3:58 He's thrashing around while he's having his dream, and his dream can be seen on the monitor screen. 4:03 As he dreams of being killed, he continues to shake, then the scientists run in and he suddenly wakes. 4:08 He storms out to look for Clarence and his crew, but he bumps into Lewis. 4:11 Murphy, it's you. 4:12 Emile on his bike pulls up at the petrol station, proceeds to rob the place with excessive aggravation. 4:17 He's got his finger on the trigger, and he's about to pull it. 4:19 I bet you think you're pretty smart, huh? Think you down smart a bullet? 4:22 Drop it. 4:22 Says Robo as he arrives on the scene. 4:24 Dead or alive, you are coming with me. 4:27 Dead! Who killed you? 4:28 He escapes on his bike, using a cigarette to set the petrol alight. 4:31 The gas station explodes, Emil doesn't get far because Robo shoots his bike, he crashes into a car. 4:36 He goes back to the station with the information he scans to access the database via a spike in his hand. 4:40 He was murdered by Clarence. What Lewis said was true. 4:43 Marty, it's you. Marty, it's you. 4:46 I love you intelligently. 4:48 And you need lots of stimulation, Bobby. 4:51 Must be the champagne. 4:52 The man at the door has a trick up his sleeve. He points a gun at Bob and says, 4:56 Bitches leave. 4:57 With a silencer rod, he shoots the legs and the knees of a pair of. 5:00 Bob, what he begs and pleads. Clarence whips out a DVD, and Dick Jones' face fills the TV screen. 5:06 Puts a grenade on the table to finish the job. 5:08 I'm cashing you out, Bob. 5:11 The house is blown up spectacularly, then Clarence heads off to a cocaine factory. 5:15 He says, 5:16 I don't want to fuck with you, son. 5:18 Followed by 5:19 Ooh, gun, gun, gun. 5:20 The door's punched in and turned into rubble. 5:22 Come quietly, or there will be trouble. 5:25 He targets all the criminals, of which there's quite a few. 5:27 Ah, fuck you! 5:30 Robo comes in in a barrage of lead and shoots them one by one until they're all dead. 5:34 Now Monica's gang are either killed or maimed, until finally only Clarence remains. 5:39 He tries to escape, Robo grabs him though and repeatedly throws him through the nearest window. 5:43 His face gets cut up after each throw. 5:46 I work for the Jones, big Jones! 5:48 Robo tries to choke him but decides to stop. 5:50 You're a cop! 5:52 I am a cop. 5:53 Now Clarence has lost out, Robo's the winner. 5:55 Book him. 5:56 What's the charge? 5:57 He's a cop killer. 5:57 He spits blood on the desk, disgusting them all. 6:00 Just give me my fucking phone call. 6:02 Robo then goes off to arrest the vice president, using Clarence's confession as evidence. 6:07 You are under arrest. 6:08 You better take me in. 6:10 I will. 6:13 What's the matter, officer? 6:15 It's a little insurance policy called Directive 4. 6:19 I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake. 6:24 Paralyzed and shutting down, Robo's fading fast, 8 2 9 stomps in to kick his ass. 6:29 Now he's authorized to use physical force. He blasts across the floor and uppercuts him through the door. 6:33 Bombarding the rockets is all the Robo can take, so he beats a retreat down the fire escape. 6:38 2 0 9's right behind him, he tries to give chase, but he slips on a step, falls down the staircase. 6:43 Robo runs outside but is blinded by a beam. Dick Jones has called in an elite SWAT team. 6:47 They fire on the side, shooting round after round, and Frost in the blast knocks him down on the ground. 6:52 It looks like he's done for, but it's a relief. He rolls off the edge to the ledge underneath. 6:57 Lewis turns up and helps Robo escape, while a SWAT team fires a hail of bullets in their way. 7:01 Dick Jones meets Clarence the very next day. They both decide that Robo's gonna pay. 7:06 Dick Jones is annoyed and starts giving him stick. 7:09 Take a look at my face, Dick. 7:11 To make sure Clarence doesn't mess up twice, Dick Jones gives him a tracking device. 7:15 Before he leaves, he wants some heavy artillery. Dick says, 7:18 We're about to PR the military. 7:20 The gang plan to meet somewhere quiet, but in the street that they meet, there's a full-blown riot. 7:24 Emile can't hear the TV through the shouts and the hollers. 7:27 I'll buy that for a dollar. 7:29 Clarence turns up with a gun, and they all get excited. Emile says, 7:32 I 7:33 like it! 7:34 They roll up the car, and then they blow up the shop, and then they're off looking for RoboCop. 7:38 They track him down to a mill where Murphy was killed. As Robo takes his visor off with the drill, he hears a gang approaching in the van below. 7:45 He says, 7:46 Looking for me. 7:47 Before shooting Joe. Robo's outpaced as the van gives chase, but in his haste he drives into toxic waste. 7:53 Liquid flows all over the place, melting the clothes and the skin off his body and face. 7:57 Clarence races towards him, but his advance is slowed as Louis's police car rams him up the road. 8:02 Clarence is preoccupied and doesn't see Emil, who stumbles in front of his automobile. 8:06 The body explodes, covers the windscreen with blood. He crashes the car upside down in the mud. 8:11 He bursts out the car, firing like crazy, shoots Louis down the hill, says, 8:15 Bye bye, baby. 8:16 Robo arrives now to settle the score. 8:18 Take a look. I'm not arresting you anymore. 8:20 This is the end. He's got himself to blame, but Leon appears overhead in a crane. 8:25 Clarence pleads with the cyborg, he can't let him go, though, then Leon drops a ton of girders on Robo. 8:30 They both cheer, then their celebration ceases when the whistle of the gun blows Leon to pieces. 8:35 Clarence grabs a steel pole with Robo helpless. He hits him as hard as he can, stabs him through the chest. 8:39 Until Robo's dead, the villain just won't stop. 8:41 Fire! Sayonara, Robo cop! 8:44 But now comes the twist, something Clarence have missed, when he's stabbed in the throat with a spike in his fist. 8:48 He falls in the water, blood spraying in jets. Lois looks up. 8:52 I'm a mess. 8:53 They'll fix you. 8:54 Robo says to his friend. 8:55 They fixed everything. 8:56 Now he's got his revenge. He pulls himself free, a confrontation is due. 9:00 He makes his way back to OCP HQ. 9:02 You're illegally parked on private property. 9:11 He enters the boardroom before going any further. 9:14 Dick Jones is wanted for murder. 9:16 These are serious charges. What is your evidence? 9:18 Robo goes to the TV with no hesitance. 9:20 I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake. 9:25 Dick grabs a gun and holds the old man hostage, but with directive 4, Robo can't accost him. 9:30 He asks for a chopper so he can't be arrested. 9:32 Anybody tries to stop me? Old geezer gets it. 9:34 He's about to be prematurely retired. The old man says, 9:37 Dick, you're fired! 9:39 Thank you. Directive 4 Vanquistic takes his last breath, his robot blasts him through the window to his death. 9:44 Nice shooting, son. What's your name? 9:45 The old man asks curtly, the part man, part machine replies. 9:48 Perfect. 
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