Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSeth Rogen Talks About Being Rejected By Megan FoxDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Aug 2009Seth Rogen tells Jimmy Kimmel he was rejected by Megan Fox, then watches old footage that shows her greeting him with a kiss on the cheek. Show transcript0:00Our first guest tonight is another in a long line of comedy gifts Canada has given us.0:04You know him from the movies Pineapple Express, Superbad, and Knocked Up.0:08Starting tomorrow, you can see him co-starring with Adam Sandler in the new movie Funny People.0:11Please say hello to Seth Rogen.0:28We're getting more fit each time I see you, and I feel like, I don't know, I feel like I lose a member of the club.0:34Every time, I know.0:35People0:36I don't like it at all.0:36People look very disappointed in me.0:38Yeah.0:38You should have seen Vincent D'Onofrio's face when he saw me.0:41Another one down.0:42There's a single tear streaming0:43Exactly.0:44out his face, yeah.0:45A single chubby tear.0:46Hey, can I ask you a question? A political question, uh, kind of, really.0:50Really, yeah.0:51And that is this. Sid, you are from Canada, and we don't really know what goes on up there.0:54I mean, we hear things, we, we see hockey, and, you know, we drink the syrup and all that stuff.0:59Yeah, yeah.1:00But do you have to, like, wait in line, like, 6 months for a kidney, even if you don't want one up there?1:05What is the story? Is it good?1:07It's good healthcare.1:07It is good.1:08There's good healthcare. It's, uh, yeah, I got my head chopped off when I was 6,1:12Uh-huh.1:12and, uh, within 4 weeks it was reattached.1:16Really?1:16And, uh, there was almost no repercussions to that.1:19Is that right?1:20They kept it on ice, and, uh, it worked, it worked out well.1:23All right.1:23Yeah.1:23Well, there's another vote for Obama, I guess, huh?1:26I guess so.1:27How many times have you been here on the show with us?1:29This is the third time on, uh, the show, and, uh, thank you.1:34I'm, uh, but I gotta be honest, the first time I was on the show was actually like one of the biggest days of my entire life.1:40Uh, unfortunately not because it was the first time I was on your show.1:43Yeah, no, I, I assumed it had nothing to do with me.1:46It's actually because the first time I ever met Megan Fox in my entire life was, uh, right here on this show.1:52Yeah.1:52And, uh, it was actually before she was in Transformers, before it had come out, and I was in my dressing room with a bunch of my friends, real sausage party in there,2:00Yeah.2:00Lots of dudes, and, uh, that's how I roll.2:04Uh-huh.2:04And then, uh, and she literally came into my dressing room and just like sweatpants and a t-shirt, like everyone in the room just like stopped talking and stared, and like everyone thought I had like won a prize or something like that.2:15Like, they're like, this Jimmy Kimmel's a rad dude, like they really hook you up on this show.2:20Leno gives you a hat. But uh,2:24so I got really psyched, and then she just explained that she was in fact an actress who was about to be uh the one of the biggest movie stars in the world, and uh and she was nervous,2:32and she wanted to know if I would stay out for her appearance.2:35And then, uh, and then something, then there was, uh, in my mind, an incident occurred after that.2:41You know, something that I heard about this that scarred you for, I wouldn't say your whole life, but your life thus far.2:47It's been around 2 years, so yeah, I mean, those 2, these last 2 years have been rough, I'll be honest with you.2:51Um, so when she came out, I don't know if you've seen a talk show before, but often, yeah, you have.2:56Um, often, uh, the male guest takes it upon themselves to, uh, plant a small kiss, perhaps, on the cheek of the female guest,3:04Right.3:05uh, as they come out. And I was thinking, like, when in my life will I ever get to kiss this woman?3:10Now's my chance. And so I tried to do it, and to my memory, she physically stopped me from doing it, uh, and basically rejected me on television, and and that's and that's how I remember it,3:24I'll be honest, and that's exactly how I remember.3:26Well, we dug, we dug up the tape because sometimes, well, sometimes you remember these things, and they're not as bad as3:33I'm praying that I am memory, remembering it much worse.3:36She asked you to stay.3:38She came into my room and asked me to stay, yeah.3:40She came to your room, said, please stay. Please.3:42It would make me so much more comfortable.3:44You could fill in the gaps if there's any awkwardness.3:46Exactly, just interject, be funny, yeah.3:48Okay, let's see what happens. Here comes Megan Fox on her, this is her first talk show appearance.3:52Megan Fox.3:56She comes, she looks good.3:58Wow.3:58You kissed her.3:59I kissed her, yeah.4:00You kissed her.4:00That worked out.4:01And then I come in.4:02And then you come in, and what?4:04Oh!4:05What was that?4:13That's um... Let's, um,4:15let's take another look at that in slow motion.4:17No, let's no.4:18And you go.4:22Actually, it almost seemed like you were going for an open mouth.4:25I was4:26Your mouth was open.4:27I just thought I could make out with her right now. Now it's fine.4:30One more time, because I like, I like the way you shake your head, you know.4:35Yeah. As soon as she passes, you nod as if, yeah, of course that's what happened.4:43Of course it happened again.4:45I'm used to that. That happens to me.
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