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Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter revisit 16 years of comedy sketches and favorite moments during Conan's final show, including clips with celebrity guests.
Show transcript0:01 I told you you'd never last without me! 0:06 I said it was just a matter of time, and I yanked you right off the air! 0:11 And he was right! 0:13 How are you? 0:14 I'm good. 0:15 I'm so thrilled that you could be here this last night. 0:16 Thank you so much. Every time I see that clip, the sad thing to me is that video is completely unretouched. 0:24 I thought you looked very nice. 0:26 I was born with a pixel. 0:32 There's surgery for that now. 0:33 I know. 0:34 You know. 0:35 Now it's kind of comfortable. 0:36 It means so much to me. 0:37 Not less pressure on me with the, from the old lady. 0:41 We don't want to hear about that. 0:43 Later I do. Uh, meant the world to me that you would, uh, come by tonight. 0:47 Well, I thank you. 0:48 Man, we had crazy 0:49 We sure did. And I, uh, quite seriously, uh, feel so proud to have been a part of this show, and I'm so proud of you for all you've accomplished, and 0:59 We had a lot of laughs. 1:01 Yeah. 1:01 We had a lot of laughs, everybody. 1:02 We had a lot of laughs. 1:05 You know, we, uh, I- I wanted to, you know, there's so many memories, and we're just trying to figure just a- a- a few to show from the past 16 years, and we thought, well, here's a bunch of memories, 1:14 and you're a part of a- a bunch of these, and well, what the hell? 1:17 Let's- let's take a little stroll down memory lane, shall we? 1:19 All right. 1:23 You don't ever want to touch a glass from the top because 1:24 Never touch the top. 1:26 People are going to drink from there. You don't want to touch it because then they'll have to drink from there. 1:28 They don't want to touch your 1:30 Right, and you don't ever want it to, like, brush past your ass. 1:32 No, no. That'd be bad. Or like, here, here's your drink. Oh. 1:40 I'm actually not putting the bottle. You sort of sort of 1:45 Put it in there, put it in there, put it in there. 1:47 Come on. I guess, okay. That's it. 1:58 Yeah, I'm actually, uh, really, uh, incredible. My skills are really, uh, amazing. 2:13 Now, your radio show is very popular. Tell us, what kind of things do you discuss on it? 2:19 Well, anything from work-related stress to sexual dysfunction. 2:29 Okay, well, uh, I'm sorry about that. Tell us about the sexual dysfunction. 2:34 You mean when the man's wiener doesn't work in the lady right? 2:38 Right? 2:40 Ow! Yolanda, I know that people who dress this way always wind up in trouble. 2:46 Please help me get my Andy back. Andy, come on out. 3:02 Thanks again for helping us out. Are you scared? 3:04 I'm a little nervous. I- I've never done anything like this. 3:06 Now, is he gonna be okay? 3:08 Oh, you bet. That suit that he's wearing can withstand 10,000 pounds of bite pressure, and Ginger's trained not to go for the face. 3:14 Let's do this then. 3:16 What the? 3:17 Ginger, no! 3:23 Your coffee, Mr. O'Brien? 3:25 Thank you. 3:27 Hey, did you just make eye contact with me, you piece of crap? 3:34 You're fired! Get out! And get me another one before you leave! 3:46 I can't hear the laughter anymore. 3:53 I gotta say, your book tells quite a story. 3:55 And it's all true. The entire family was trapped on an ice floe for 4 months. 3:58 Unbelievable. 4:00 What the? Ginger, no! 4:14 You did? You play pigeon right here, you all set? 4:16 All right, I'm all set. 4:17 All right, here we go. 4:34 Conan led a happy childhood in a large family that provided constant companionship. 4:41 It was the summers at camp away from his family, away from his beloved cat, that were difficult for him. 4:49 Dear mommy, camp is very lonely. Some of the other kids tease me and call me stinky. 4:56 Two counselors held me down and shaved my head. I cry. 5:00 Myself to sleep. Please send cookies. Love, Conan. 5:06 Stick around. 5:07 I win. 5:08 We'll be right back after this important message. Pay attention. 5:19 We're back. 5:22 So many great moments. It's been next to, uh, impossible the last couple weeks just trying to figure out what to show, but we have, uh, put together something else from the last, uh, 5:29 16 years. What do you say, Andy? Should we look at it? 5:31 Uh, there's, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's watching TV. 5:35 Uh, enjoy these highlights right now. More of them, uh, come on. 5:41 Last night on Conan O'Brien. 5:44 You're a bastard. 5:45 Yes, I know. 5:51 I want my money! I spent it. 6:00 Does anyone ever just wear it like this? 6:07 Is this annoying you? Look at the robot is actually checking me out right here. 6:11 Look at that. 6:14 Studio 6A on the 6th floor of Rockefeller Plaza. 6:22 Starring Tony Award winner Liev Schreiber as Conan O'Brien. 6:28 With Conan O'Brien as network executive Jake Tamblin. 6:32 This time you snuck into the room to see what the- 6:34 I, I sneaked into the room. Snuck isn't a word, Conan, and you went to Harvard, and you should know that. 6:42 Snuck past and past part of sneak. 6:53 This summer, Conan O'Brien and former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich are Detective Conan O'Brien and Detective former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich. 7:05 Experience the action. 7:11 Experience the drama. 7:18 I looked down at another man's penis, and I went, and I actually said to Shaq, Conan, I went, what is that? 7:29 Warmer than winds of June are the gentle lips you. 7:41 Just to be a demonstration of it. 7:43 These are very funny looking. I could do a very funny physical bit with this. 7:47 Yeah. 7:48 Uh, but I won't, because I'm too classy. 7:50 It's a walk. 7:57 No. You butcher! You butcher me! 8:06 It's a drinking game, like you pass it around. 8:07 But if you drop it, 8:08 If you drop it, 8:09 that means we're kissing. 8:11 This is true, but hopefully you'll play well. 8:21 Just in case. 8:22 Yeah. 8:23 You never know. Okay, you ready? 8:24 Okay. So. 8:26 Uh. 8:29 Guys, that's it. Now you pass to Andy. 8:55 Yes!