Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffEd Glosser Trivial PsychicDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share27.1K views Nov 2009Christopher Walken skit from SNL where he does psychic readings with trivial results. Show transcript0:07Are you all right?0:11You have a daughter.0:13Yes, what is it?0:17She's at home with the housekeeper.0:19Yes.0:21The housekeeper's just waxed the kitchen floor.0:24Yes.0:25Your daughter's running on the wet kitchen floor.0:29And?0:30She's leaving footprints.0:33Yeah?0:34The housekeeper's annoyed. She has to do that part of the floor over.0:40Really?0:41It's not too late. You can call her and save her.0:46Well, um, I have some work to do, but I'll call her later, okay?0:50Um, hey, how did you get these powers anyway?0:55I don't know.1:01Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic.1:06During a brief power outage, Ed Glosser's tanning booth experiences a slight malfunction.1:12Forfeiting a darker base, he instead gains the mildly impressive ability to foretell insignificant events of the immediate future.1:21This is his story.1:25Hey, Ed, I want you to meet Bob. He just joined us over an accounting.1:28Nice to meet you.1:36Tomorrow, on the way to work, you're gonna buy a cup of coffee.1:42Yeah?1:43Then you're gonna hail a cab.1:45Uh-huh. Does the cab crash?1:48No, but...1:53We're gonna leave the coffee in the cab.1:56O- okay, I guess I'll just have to get another cup when I get here.2:02Look, you don't get it, do you? You're wasting coffee!2:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, Ed. What's the big deal? It's just a cup of coffee.2:13And look, we got a whole pot of it over there.