Christopher Walken skit from SNL where he does psychic readings with trivial results.
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Are you all right? You have a daughter. Yes, what is it? She's at home with the housekeeper. Yes? The housekeeper just waxed the kitchen floor. Yes? Your daughter is running on the wet kitchen floor. And? She's leaving footprints. Yeah? The housekeeper is annoyed. She has to do that part of the floor over. Really? It's not too late. You can call her and save her. Well, I have some work to do, but I'll call her later. Okay? Um, hey, how did you get these powers anyway? I don't know. Ed Glosser Trivial Psychic. During a brief power outage, Ed Glosser's tanning booth experiences a slight malfunction. Forfeiting a darker base, he instead gains the mildly impressive ability to foretell insignificant events of the immediate future. This is his story... Hey Ed, I want you to meet Bob. He just joined us over in accounting. Nice to meet you. Tomorrow, on the way to work, you're going to buy a cup of coffee. Yeah? Then you're going to hail a cab. Uh-huh? Does the cab crash? No. But you're going to leave the coffee in the cab. Okay, I guess I'll just have to get another cup when I get here. Look, you don't get it, do you? You're wasting coffee! Hey, hey, hey Ed, what's the big deal? It's just a cup of coffee. And look, we got a whole pot of it over there.
