Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMr Show The AuditionDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.9K views Sep 2009An actor auditioning for a sitcom repeatedly asks to use a chair, then erupts at the producers before they praise his performance and he starts again. Show transcript0:00Next.0:04Denny Woodkin?0:05Yeah, right here.0:06Great. Hi.0:09This way. It's Norm, the producer.0:12Hi.0:13Oh.0:14I'm Denny Woodkin.0:15Oh.0:15And, uh, the monologue that I'll be performing now is from the play entitled The Audition by Gavin Hollerwood.0:22Well, how apropos.0:24Oh.0:26You can start anytime.0:27Okay.0:33Can I use this chair?0:34Sure.0:35Mm-hmm.0:35Oh, no, I started it. That's, that's part of the monologue.0:40Oh God. Oh, I thought you were asking us to.0:43No, no, I was doing it.0:44Okay.0:49Can I use this chair?1:02Yeah.1:02No, no, no.1:05One to one. I'm sorry.1:09Let me, I'll...1:10Yeah, start again.1:13Uh, can, can I use this chair?1:21Seriously, can I use it?1:30Hello?1:33I need it for the audition.1:43Could somebody answer me?1:46Jesus, talk to me!1:48Yeah, fine.1:48No!1:51Okay, okay, okay. We'll get it this time.1:54All right, can I start again?1:56Please do.1:56Can I use this chair?1:57Y-2:01Seriously, can I use it?2:06Hello?2:08I need it for the audition.2:11Could somebody answer me?2:15Jesus, talk to me. I'm a human being up here, for God's sake.2:19Don't just look at each other, answer me. Can I use it?2:22Yes.2:23No!2:24Now that's in there?2:26Yes.2:26Don't just look at each other?2:27Yeah, exactly when we did it.2:29Yes, it's a good play.2:31Yeah, I guess so.2:33I mean, it comes from experience, from a real place.2:36Okay.2:37Okay, start again. All right. Can I use this chair?2:44Seriously, can I use it?2:47Hello?2:50I need it for the audition.2:54Could somebody answer me?2:57Jesus, talk to me. I mean, I'm a human being up here, for God's sakes.3:01Don't just look at each other, answer me. Can I use it?3:09God.3:15You, you know, you guys sit there, you know, you and your stupid designer tie, your dumb ass glasses, imported bottled water, you know, sitting, sitting looking down at the lowly actor on the stage,3:27getting off on your power trip. Well, you know what? Fuck you.3:29I don't need to be in your stupid dumb ass sitcom. It's fucking retarded.3:33It's not funny. You know what? I re- it's, it's never gonna work, you know?3:37Fuck you guys. Fuck you. Fuck you.3:41Whoa. That was weird.3:43What was it?3:43I...3:45And scene.3:48Great.3:49No! It's gone!3:55Let me start again. Can I use this chair?3:56No, kid, kid.3:57Seriously.3:58We've seen enough. You got the goods.4:02Really?
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