Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Legend Of Zelda RapDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Feb 2010A comedic rap retells The Legend of Zelda as Link battles Ganon, collects weapons and powers, rescues Zelda, then grumbles about his reward. Show transcript0:16Once upon a time in the land of Hyrule, everyone was okay and everything was cool until the dark honest Ganon appeared and said,0:24The Triforce is mine and everything is dead.0:26Really?0:27No, you're old and I'll make you black too, and went by the way,0:30What?0:30I didn't sell the two.0:32Oh shit, I thought to myself, what am I going to do? Gonna find your ass and I'm gonna straight end you.0:37Is that a mask or your real face, you big fat jerk?0:40Come on and find my link.0:41He said with a smirk, I'll find my way to your maze, fill up on hearts along the way.0:45Today will be the last day of your life.0:47So can you busting out the link before your story begins? It's so complicated I have to learn any joke, and that's why I'll detail it, 'cause you ain't shit.0:56I got more important things to do than worry about it. When your hearts run low, let's bruise and lift.1:01Don't let it load your energy like Frosted Flakes.1:04Agreed.1:04Now let's hear a game of a boost for you. Turn on that power, 'cause you'll never get through.1:09That's what you think. I'm the infinite hero, and I'll keep on fighting until my health reaches zero.1:14Like my white tights, my patience is thin.1:17Ha ha.1:17You know I'm not to know, so let your story begin, oink.1:22Oh, take this sword. I'm old.1:35The name's Link, and I'm braver than brave. I got a wooden sword from an old man in a cave, and when my hearts are maxed out, it shoots an energy.1:45I don't know how exactly that works, but that's okay with me.1:49Eventually, I'll find my way out of this maze. Northwest, southwest, I'm on my way to the grave.1:55Come on! I master the master sword, I'm going to town. I'm Zelda's upside down Triforce with one in the brown.2:01You can't stop me from coming, I am the hero of time. You better run for your fucking life, I'm coming inside.2:09I'm here to destroy all of you one by one, making you disappear.2:13I'm here, you know you can't run. I got my magical shield, plenty of arrows to last you a while, and this is the range I'm walking to finish.2:20Don't test me, you motherfuckers, you can't hide. You can try to run, but it went to where you reside.2:25I am the legendary fabulous where I begin to make. I put everything on my locker, now blowing holes in the walls, going from dungeon to dungeon to rock and water to falls.2:33This is my destiny. Look, I see you suddenly arrive. Watch me disappear and reappear before2:46your eyes.2:52Listen here, introduce you to my energy balls that will destroy you like you never.3:03No, I don't think so. Now watch as I swing endlessly into the air, not hitting anything.3:09I got the Triforce, bitch. I ain't got time for hide and seek.3:12Go get some.3:13I mean a hag and or fish, each of their duties are a habituation.3:20My time, my time to shine, I rule time. My all, my.3:38Well, excuse me, princess.3:42Check it out. You got the with the and the with the.3:49So what the So I went through all that trouble, and she's being a bitch.3:52I just saved her fucking life, and what the hell do I get? Nothing.3:55Fuck that shit. I should be getting some head, but Zelda's passed out early, laying up in a bed.4:00I'm on the couch, man. That's totally lame. The Upside Down Drive Force is a totally different game.4:06That's cool. She'll come around eventually. Besides, she's in a coma in the next game, G.4:12For real.
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