A man in a leather coat complains about city life before recording an NPR spot.
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Some people got to work, you know? Got to get to work. Yeah. If I had any money in the bank, right? Yeah. Yeah. Who drives a Saab? She just about lost her mind. You ain't never seen The Goonies? No, I ain't never seen The Goonies. Why I have to see The Goonies? No taxis in this city no more. Look at that ass. Man, everything got soy in it. Ain't nothing under my pillow. Soy this, soy that. Stupid town, stupid. Soy burger. He says leave me alone. Make like a tree and leave me alone. Brilliant. Idiot. Woah, what that bird eat? Man, I gotta get to work. Man, I'm late. Nobody needs to go to a wiffle ball tournament. Wiffle ball tournaments is for losers. I got to be paid Thursday for work on Monday. They know that. Mikey, how's it going? You ready for this? We going to lay this down? What do we got here today? Oh, water, thank you. This is it? This is all we got? All right, let's lay it down. I want to get out of here. You ready? Here we go. Support for NPR comes from the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation, committed to creating a more just, verdant and peaceful world, and Stoneyfield Farm, organic yogurt and more. Visit us on the web at www.npr.org. This is NPR, National Public Radio. You got it? All right, print. I'm out. Another day, another dollar.
