Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThis Guy Is Not Paying TaxesDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.3K views Apr 2010A frustrated man complains about struggling with tax forms, spilling soy sauce on his 1040EZ, and deciding he won't pay taxes this year. Show transcript0:00So I'm fucking sitting here trying to do my taxes and shit, and you know what?0:05I'm a- I'm man enough to admit, I don't know what the fuck is going on with all these numbers and shit.0:10I've been fucking sitting here for the last 3 days straight trying to figure out my shit, homie, and I don't fucking understand a goddamn bit of this shit.0:18According to this, I only made 2,000 dollars last year. I'm pretty fucking sure I made a little bit more than 2,000 dollars, like at least 3 times that shit.0:28So I don't fucking know how this, all these numbers plug in and everything.0:31I've been fucking trying to get credits for my children and shit, and I don't fucking understand any of this bullshit.0:37And so I got fucking sick and tired, and I was like, you know what?0:40Fuck it. I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna get some Chinese food, and now I'm all fucked 'cause I got fucking soy sauce all over my fucking 1040EZ, which ain't fucking easy at all.0:50So you know what? Fuck it. I ain't doing my fucking taxes this year.0:55I'm fucking fed up. I ain't gonna pay. It's my fucking money, and this is too much fucking work.1:01If you want me to fucking give you some of my money, why don't you give me something in fucking return instead of making it so goddamn complicated?1:09This ain't, you know what it's like? It's a fucking jack, but the government ain't even fucking taking my money.1:14It's like they showing up at my car and say, ooh, we're gonna fucking take your car right now.1:18We're gonna carjack you, but first, teach us how to fucking drive stick shift, 'cause we don't fucking know.1:25If you wanna take my money, just fucking take it. Don't fucking make me do all this bullshit.1:29So you know what? Fuck you. I ain't fucking paying my taxes here.1:32I don't give a goddamn if I'm gonna get money back, if I gotta fucking pay money, I ain't fucking doing shit.1:37And so you're like, oh, Squeezy, you such a fucking rebel. You know what?1:40I'm, if I'm a woman right now, I wanna suck your dick 'cause you so hardcore, 'cause you s- such a fucking badass.1:45But you know what? It ain't fucking nothing. It ain't fucking nothing, because what's, what's g- that's going to happen?1:51The fucking government shows up at my door? I got fucking people showing up at my door asking m- for money every goddamn minute of the day.1:58I have fucking Crazy Jose's cousin show up with a fucking lead pipe wanting to hit me in the back of the head because I ain't paid him back for that fucking nickel bag.2:06I don't give a fuck. The government ain't showing up at my door with a lead pipe.2:10They're gonna fucking ask me politely, and you know what? I'm gonna politely put my middle finger up and politely say, fuck you.2:17What else are they gonna fucking do? This is the United States.2:20They ain't gonna fucking throw me in jail for that shit. They ain't gonna fucking beat me with a fucking cane.2:25So you know what? I did a little research on the internet. I looked this shit up.2:31They, they ain't, the government ain't even in charge of this fucking shit.2:35They fucking sold out to the se- the the federal preserves. They fucking ones in charge of money right now.2:39Fuck them. Fuck it all. You ain't getting any more of my fucking money.2:43This is going to my important shit in my life, my fucking kids, my fucking Nikes, and my fucking PlayStation 3 games.2:49Fuck you. This shit is going where it belongs, back in my fucking pocket.2:54I ain't fucking paying my taxes this year.
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