Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffStar Trek The Sexed GenerationDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share33.8K views Feb 2010A suggestive fan edit of Star Trek: The Next Generation featuring double entendres. Show transcript0:07It is the way in which we propagate our species.0:10Please demonstrate how this is accomplished.0:12Let's see if we can get lucky.0:15We are dealing with ancient codes involving procreation.0:18Beg like a human.0:19I need you.0:26That is how the Klingon lures a mate.0:28But what when I say0:30My love is a fever, longing still for that which longer nurseth the disease.0:38Well, I'm sure you've said that to many ladies before.0:41And invited transgendered species.0:42But your bedside manner needs work.0:44There was a young lady from Venus whose body was shaped like a0:49About this long, this thick.0:52Uh.0:53It looks horrible, tastes worse.1:00He was a bit cocky, as I recall.1:02Oh, so cocky.1:03Tough little ship.1:04Little?1:05Wrong, number one. It's almost the longest. Too cocky, as it turned out.1:09Humans sometimes find it helpful to have an outsider set the standard by which they're judged.1:14To avoid deceiving oneself.1:16So big.1:1721 centimeters.1:21Oh, that's good, Commander, that's very good.1:25Damn right.1:26It seems that some creatures have the capacity to fill spaces never knew were empty.1:35How small you've become.1:37It's about to get a whole lot bigger.1:38Saddle up.1:42Our power systems are failing.1:47Uh-oh.1:48The growth rate's almost down to zero.1:50It's as solid as it'll go, Commander.1:52No!1:57No!1:59Have your sensors indicated any problem down there, Lieutenant?2:02None. How shall I live down this humiliation?2:05Well, it happens.2:06A nervous reaction to an impending event of great importance.2:09Your advanced technology has proven inadequate?2:11It's a horrible thing to say to a man.2:13This weakness disgusts me. I hate it!2:16This is indicated that I am damaged in some fashion. I must find the malfunction.2:21It can't be activated and deactivated simply.2:24I, I can't even figure out what's keeping it alive.2:27I will not be able to come this evening.2:30That is because you haven't been properly2:34stimulated yet.2:35I better go down and make an evaluation.2:38I will feel it for both of us.2:40You will service... us.2:49It has moved.2:51It reads solid, sir.2:54And once it was triggered, it kept going.2:59It pulses unendingly all through the night.3:03The power drain needed to hold this position is enormous.3:06Move to maximum speed.3:07Just another second, we can't afford a misfire here.3:12Let's just hope it doesn't blow us to Kingdom Come while it's figuring out how to blow us to Kingdom Come.3:16It's gonna go.3:19We can diffuse it before it becomes inflated.3:23Let it come.3:24Taste my dessert.3:26Don't swallow it.3:33We know that she is gagged.3:36I missed about 2 inches of him.3:39When I was a little girl, my mouth was always landing me in trouble.3:42Then I realized if I kept it up, I'd be doing it for the rest of my life.3:47So I stopped, figuring he'd get the point and do it himself.3:51We certainly have a right to exercise control over our own bodies.3:55Transfer helm controls to manual.3:57And you, madam, are invited to be a witness.4:00I'll just watch you and be impressed.4:02His hands4:05were moving faster than I could see.4:08Increase.4:11I fear it will snap.4:12It's gonna blow.4:13He may have reacted by gripping tighter.4:16In your position, it's important to ask yourself one question.4:20What would Picard do?4:21Come.4:25I busted him up.4:26Yes!4:27I know my ship, inside and out.4:31Well, then you must know me inside and out.4:33Please let me touch you.4:34He wants to touch and feel everything.4:36And interface with my verbal program.4:38You're gonna have to go down there. On my way.4:41It's not going to be easy. A lot of people in and out of there.4:43I've been down there dozens of times. I know my way around.4:46You mind if I give her a hand, Commander?4:47By all means.4:48What sort of business do you suppose he's getting down to?4:51Exceptionally vigorous libidos.4:53I certainly hope so.4:55Would I love to show you?4:56Doctor showed it to me too. Rather harmless looking, isn't it?4:59Like the eye. Of a hurricane.5:00You realize the only way to inspect them is to crawl inside.5:06It does, it's a slime pit, but to them it's home.5:09Just sit down and eat.5:11Let's just say you don't want to waste any time once you get in there.5:13Please!5:14Don't rush this.5:16Unless you want to use tweezers.5:17Open your mouth.5:24The next thing I know is a hissing ball of fur coming at my face.5:29They will be coming.5:30Uh-uh, not unless you like ammonia tornadoes.5:34I can feel the heat from here.5:35At this point, I just wish it were over.5:38Discharge in 6 seconds.5:42It's all over you.5:44Yes, Ensign, it's all over me.5:48She must have had an internal explosion.5:50I'm glad you came.5:51Yes, of course, it made me feel good when he5:53Put your foot where it didn't belong, huh?5:55If I recall, you had a gesture of goodwill you wish to give to me.5:58Maybe Will left it for you, a little present.6:01Something used to stimulate or enhance sexual pleasure.6:04Last time we did that, I was sore for a week.6:07Beverly thinks it's going to be tight.6:09I wanted to stretch myself a little.6:11It's stretched so tight, the tension fills this room.6:15Sore doesn't begin to describe it.6:16The deviation caused by your previous probe has been corrected.6:20You may use the equipment anytime you wish.6:22Maybe a demonstration model for some potential buyer.6:25And a buzzing sound like this.6:30Quadruples her sex drive.6:32Or more.6:32Or more.6:33Is this your idea of sex?6:38Nasty.6:38What about plain old basic sex? You work up a sweat, you have a few laughs, and you make new friends.6:43Elevate the legs and try to keep her warm.6:47We will have about 15 seconds of useful consciousness, then about 10 seconds of extreme disorientation, then we pass out.6:54Is penetration possible?6:56I don't know just yet, it may be an option.6:57I need to get inside there.6:59Ah, but if I lift up, you lunge right underneath.7:03Set a collision course.7:04Hit them hard and hit them fast.7:06Prepare for running speed!7:08That is not the correct port, sir.7:10We missed!7:11Correcting course.7:17This is gonna hurt a bit.7:18I've heard that before.7:41Oh shit.8:36Fire.8:42Morning, darling.8:46Did I win?8:47How do you feel now?8:49Smaller.8:50I've been calling you. Why haven't you responded?8:52You do not share her affection.8:54Is that all this meant to you?8:55They're waiting on me hand and foot. I just hope they don't find out that I'm faking it.8:59Was that good for you?9:01Perhaps this is a situation where excessive honesty can be detrimental.9:06It was a nice place to visit, number one, but I wouldn't want to die there.9:09Oh, Jean-Luc, spoken like a true Frenchman.9:12That was too easy.9:14You felt no satisfaction.9:16No, it was too easy.9:21The more difficult the task, the sweeter the victory.9:23Let's keep this between you and me.9:25You don't tell me how to behave. You're not my mother.9:28I can only guess that he's suffering from classic rejection syndrome.9:31'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.9:37Will I ever see you again?9:41I'll call you the next time I pass through your star system.
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