1.4K views May 2009
A man sings a mock advertisement for the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt, claiming its mystical powers attract women, heal wounds, and bring its wearer good fortune.
0:07 Loser. 0:15 You think you're a pretty big loser. No buddies or girlfriend. 0:20 I bet you want to cry. Inside, deep down you're hurt, but wait, there is a shirt to show them all that you are one cool guy. 0:36 One cool guy. 0:48 Three Wolf Moon is a t-shirt with powers to help you land a smoking hot dame, but know that it is not an average t-shirt. 1:02 It has a life, has a spirit, has a name. Some people don't believe the ancient folklore. 1:11 Wear it for weeks on end, and it stays clean. Supermodels clamor at your doorstep, and you can yield its awesome powers for 9:14. 1:25 Have you ever worn a t-shirt with a three-wolf moon, or let the spirits feed you fake crab meat? 1:34 Do you think you can check out before they sell out? With this shirt, you know your life is pretty sweet. 1:44 Face the facts, you know the shirt is pretty sweet. 1:58 100% cotton and hand dyed. Don't spill Tuscan home milk, please believe. 2:06 Its magic can heal wounds and raise the dead. If only there were more wolves on the sleeves. 2:15 The benefits are not exaggerated. Top purchase in apparel, it's the best. 2:23 All girls will wish you were the one they dated. You'll learn fantastic things on a vision quest. 2:32 How high will the spirit guides fly? Accept their blessings and never ask why. 2:43 Or you'll never wear a t-shirt with a three wolf moon or get reviews on Amazon or tweets. 2:54 Glow in the dark would be real neat, so join the brotherhood of the lupine elite. 3:03 If something's cool, how opportune, you could say it's Three Wolf Moon. 3:10 Look within, you know this shirt is Three Wolf 3:19 Moon. 
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