Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWeiner Poopie Ransom Note For JesusDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Aug 2009A homeowner discovers her cement Jesus statue is missing and finds a ransom note demanding she clean up after her four dachshunds. Show transcript0:01It was sitting on that cement right there.0:04For about a year, Jean Mansell has cherished her cement Jesus statue, an heirloom from her late uncle.0:10There was footprints behind it and footprints in front of it.0:14But Thursday morning, Jean walked outside only to find that Jesus was gone.0:20My husband got a phone call in a real graspy voice over the phone saying, check your mailbox.0:27In the mailbox, a ransom note.0:29The note basically said they were holding Jesus for ransom.0:35The note reads, we are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopy from your wieners, and trust us, we see you take your wieners for long walks without picking up their poopy in our yards.0:47This has upset us dearly, so please clean up all the wiener poopy if you want to see Jesus unharmed.0:54It has to be a, a young person because they put these little lines next to the word Jesus.1:02No adult's gonna waste their time doing that and referring to wean- wiener poopy.1:09My gosh.1:11Jean has 4 wiener dogs and admits there was a complaint last year about their leavings, but says she's cleaned up every pile since.1:19I take my dogs for a walk. I carry a plastic bag with me, and I, I pick up anything that they do.1:27Now, Jean just wants her statue back and says she won't press charges if Jesus isn't harmed.1:34And I thought, my gosh, something like that's going to be safe in your yard.1:40It wasn't.1:42It wasn't.1:44But I didn't.
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