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A suspicious girlfriend quizzes her boyfriend about cheating, checks for physical evidence, and finally admits she cheated on him herself in this comedy sketch.
0:06 You excited about Comic-Con tomorrow? 0:07 Oh, so much. I meet so many hot babes there. 0:11 Finally, you can cheat on me, huh? 0:13 Yeah, sure. 0:15 Wait, what? 0:16 Hmm? 0:17 What did you just say? 0:19 Yeah, sure. 0:20 Why'd you say it like that? 0:21 Why did I say it like what? 0:22 Oh my God. I'm gonna ask you something, okay? Don't think about the answer. 0:24 Answer me 0:24 like what? 0:25 Oh my God. I'm gonna ask you something, okay? Don't think about the answer. 0:29 Answer me right away. 0:31 Okay. 0:31 Okay. Have you ever cheated on me? 0:34 What? No? 0:36 Oh my God, you hesitated. 0:37 I didn't know you were gonna clap. Ask me again. 0:39 No, I can't ask you again because now you know the question. 0:42 Look at you, you are acting so weird. 0:43 No, I'm not. 0:44 Yes, you are. Look at you. You're like crazy. 0:47 You're being funny. 0:48 I am being completely serious. Now you look me in the eye and you tell me you never cheated on me. 0:54 I never che- 0:55 Whoa! Stop! What are you doing? You're hypnotizing me. Stop it. 0:58 You just act natural, okay? 1:00 Okay. 1:00 If you're innocent, it should be no problem. 1:02 Okay. I never cheated on you. 1:06 I don't believe you. 1:07 Okay, what's going on? One of your friends say something or- 1:10 One of my friends? So it's one of my friends? You're sick. Who, Megan? 1:14 No, I'm not. 1:15 Who was it? Who was it? Megan? 1:18 No, ew! 1:19 Who was it? Claire? 1:19 No! 1:20 From your work? Who? Who? Who? 1:22 No, 1:22 Who was it? 1:23 None of them. I wouldn't have sex with them if they're the last woman on this planet. 1:27 Nobody. 1:28 Fine. Stop. Close your eyes. 1:34 Open them when I say. 1:36 Please don't hurt me. 1:37 Okay. 1:38 Open. 1:39 Jesus Christ, what are you doing? 1:40 Looking for boners. 1:41 I don't have a boner! 1:43 Close your eyes. Next picture. 1:44 No, this is ridiculous. Look, what I have to do to prove to you that I didn't cheat on you, babe. 1:50 Tell me who 1:53 Crazy Bunny 69 at Yahoo.com is. 1:55 It's my sister, she's a whore. 1:58 Oh, so your sister turns out to be a 69 crazy bunny ho, and you end up being a monogamous, one-woman kind of guy. 2:05 Yes. 2:09 What's wrong? 2:12 I'm crying, and you're not even doing anything. You won't even touch me anymore. 2:15 I'll totally touch you, babe. 2:17 Don't touch me now. I'd ask you to do it. 2:21 This is crazy, babe. 2:26 Okay, fine. So you never cheated on me. 2:28 No, I never cheated on you. I'm never gonna cheat on you. But you're my everything. 2:33 You're my life. I mean, I would fight an army of radioactive spiders for you, you know? 2:39 I would walk on a street of glass barefoot for you. I love you. 2:45 I cheated on you. 2:45 What? 
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