Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffIm On A DateDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.3K views Feb 2010A man hypes himself up for a date with an over-the-top rap, but his date leaves after spotting a Dave Matthews poster. Show transcript0:07Hi.0:08Hey. So, uh, you ready for tonight?0:12Yeah, no, I'm totally psyched for it.0:14Yeah, yeah, me too. So I guess I'll see you in a little while.0:17Yeah, I'll see you in a few minutes.0:19All right. Bye.0:20Bye.0:24Ah, hope this goes well.0:25This goes so well. Well.0:25Oh shit, get0:33your wingman ready, it's about to go down. Everybody in the place better be decked the fuck out, because tonight's gonna be a story for my bros and hoes.0:42We running this, let's go.0:50I'm on a date. I'm on a date. Gonna seal the fucking deals on my motherfucking date.0:57I'm on a date, motherfucker, take a look at me. I'm a man, yes, I can take her home with me.1:03She's saying what her dreams and her goals are. All I wanna know is where her motherfucking holes are.1:09Take a picture, trick. I'm on a date, bitch. I'm looking hot in these duds 'cause I'm so ripped.1:15I've been exfoliating. I got my fuck me heels. You're gonna pop wood, son, when I cop a feel.1:22In the backseat of the cab, and we're humping dry. We'll have the cab be sweated and we'll almost die.1:28But if she's showing titty and really looking pretty, I might blow my load early, and that could be shitty.1:34I'm on a date, and I hope he's straight, and I got my Listerine strips 'cause they're for straight men.1:41Hope it covers the taste of that damn Greek salad. Wanna rock the night like a Europe ballad.1:48Get the fuck up! This day is real!1:51Fuck rappers, let's go bareback, motherfucker!1:55Fuck morals, I'm so horny, motherfucker!1:57Tonight we gonna make nuns cry, motherfucker!2:00I'll kill a puppy with my teeth if you fuck me, motherfucker!2:04Oh shit, it's gonna happen now. Tonight is gonna make my cuda go kapow.2:18Oh my God, is that a Dave Matthews poster?2:20Is what a Dave Matthews poster?2:21That Dave Matthews poster.2:23I don't know how that got there.2:25No. You know what? I can't. That, bro, is my deal breaker.2:31It's not mine. It's not my poster.2:33No, I'm, I'm sorry. It's there, and that's, that's bad enough.2:36I'm just gonna go. Um, look, thank you.2:39Handshake.2:40Um, I have to go.2:43It's not mine!2:44Sorry.2:51Why do you always do this to me?
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